I pissed off an old white lady so bad

I'm pretty happy about this, it pretty much made my day

So me and my kid were going to pick up my fiancé from the dentist. Well all of a sudden this old white b-word in an SUV takes off like a drag racer from a stop sign and cuts in front of me, then slows down to 20 miles an hour. I didn't have a stop sign. It's a one way road, she only had to look one way to not cut someone off, but whatever. I'm not actually that mad.

Anyways, I was about to turn anyways so I'm making jokes about women and driving to my son. The one way street me and old b-word are on turns into a two way street. She has the right of way and no stop sign. There is someone across from her approaching trying to turn left who has to yield to her, there is someone approaching to her left with a stop sign waiting on her. Old b-word has her right blinker on. Should be no problem.

Well she stops. Ok… but then she doesn't go, I've waited several seconds behind the stopped lady with a right blinker on. Even if she thought she has a stop sign, she stopped first before the other two people. It's her turn.

I honk. You can see it scares her a bit and I'm sure I was smiling or laughing.

It looks like she gets the hint and begins to move, then I'm assuming she tried to brake check me lol. This is a 55+ year old grey haired old lady with the skinny mayo granny face. She stops all of a sudden, no one else is moving, so I honk again. Well now she turns left with her right blinker on.

I'm really not even mad , I'm finding this all more funny by the second. So she goes left, I go left and she pulls over. Figured she was just trying to get her old lady bearings together. Siri was probably confused she wasn't following directions. Well then she pulls behind me. I stop at a stop sign ( that's where you are supposed to stop ) and she lays on the horn behind me. Like I said, not mad. I did the Texas rolling stop so I was half way through the intersection before her old lady reflexes managed to hit the horn, so I'm laughing at her failing in every way.

I'm already parked at the dentist which is right on the other side of the intersection before granny pulls away from the stop sign. I open the door and sort of glare at her but granny is not playing. She is waving and yelling at me in her car. This is hilarious, I can't wait to go in and tell my fiancé about this. I'm only going in since my dentist was my soccer coach since I was like 4-18 years old and hasn't seen my baby yet. He was busy so we all leave. I'm telling my fiancé about the crazy lady and asking if she heard the honking

Well the old lady is back! She is parked all crooked in the parking lot and I guess she saw us come out and ran back to her car. Idk if she was going to key me or write a passive aggressive white woman note.

I'm in the middle of asking about the honking and I'm like, "That crazy b-word came back!"

She was going the same way I was so I just followed her lol. Her car managed to go faster than 20 then, surprisingly

Anyways, I was hoping she called the cops on me so I could troll cops.

!burgers, why do we let old white women drive?