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>Partner found a machine knob in her mini bagel bag
This happened to me. I found a sort of spring soldered into a small box, in a bag of popcorn. I didn't think much of it, and I threw it away.
Then a few days later, I unexpectedly got another machine part in a bag of frozen blueberries. Days later, another machine piece in with another packet of pre-packaged food. And again. And again. I kept all the parts from then on, and finally, I had all of the pieces for a strange machine, its purpose unknown, EXCEPT FOR ONE PIECE: that fricking spring-thing, that I'd thrown away, without which, the machine just doesn't work. I tried to reproduce the spring-thing from memory, but I never got it right, so the machine continues not to work.
So whatever you do, don't lose that knob. The rest of your mystery machine will be coming soon.
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He's a cowboy
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Partner:
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This happened to me. I found a sort of spring soldered into a small box, in a bag of popcorn. I didn't think much of it, and I threw it away.
Then a few days later, I unexpectedly got another machine part in a bag of frozen blueberries. Days later, another machine piece in with another packet of pre-packaged food. And again. And again. I kept all the parts from then on, and finally, I had all of the pieces for a strange machine, its purpose unknown, EXCEPT FOR ONE PIECE: that fricking spring-thing, that I'd thrown away, without which, the machine just doesn't work. I tried to reproduce the spring-thing from memory, but I never got it right, so the machine continues not to work.
So whatever you do, don't lose that knob. The rest of your mystery machine will be coming soon.
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This is a solid premise for a full-length story
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Aw sweet free machine knob!
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call the number and say you choked on it because it was inside a bagel. profit neighbor
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Lucky find. I would keep that thing on my desk for a couple of years
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Trying to convince them to not send it back
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If you do, don't forget to include the lot and batch number of the package it was in
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sexhavers LEAVE this websight!
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she's nuts
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