It was painful as heck and it would hurt whenever @Sneedman got an erection. @Sneedman woke up and was so grateful too have @Sneedman's intact foreskin. Circumcision bad!
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Current obsessions: Fascism, Postmodernism, Circumcision.
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Had a nightmare where @Sneedman got circumcised 
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!moidmoment do you think Holly Willbourghy would have thought twice about having her appearance be so public, if she knew it'd appear next to these posts
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If I wasn't so lazy I'd have pictures of former NTSB director Deborah Hersman in every post with lewd comments about her. "I got an accident for her to investigate, it's what happened in my pants the last time I saw her in a press conference" that level of material.
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You had an accident in your pants?
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Yeah except the implication is that it was semen. I guess that just went right over your head. Apparently my comedy is too cerebral for you.
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Nah you peed your pants lil peepants neighbor
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I've been caught.
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I hope your pants were dark enough to mask the piss stains.
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Joke's on you. This was a purely hypothetical situation. I don't actually wear pants while I'm watching government press briefings. No fricking way would I have made it through Jen Psaki's tenure at the State Department if I did.
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
This post rests on native landin your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to postThis post rests on native landnext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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Having a foreskin was fun but I got circumcised a year ago for religious reasons and zero complaints. S*x feels better, plus hoes prefer it. Did hurt for like 10 days afterwards so I get why you're scared to snip the needful
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I had a dream I was licking a friend's snatch and sucking on her fingers.
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This was a lot funnier when I only read the headline before I saw it was just chudded
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Has anyone else here ever had a dream about Sneedman getting cut the one place left to cut? I'm going to try and dream about this tonight and I'll report back if I succeed.
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