2024

2016 Democrat: Wait, you're telling me that America's first racist white nationalist president is running again in 2024?

2024: Yes, but he's losing white support.

2016 Dem: Good! He can't possibly win without the racists!

2024: Well, actually he's ahead in the polls because his black support has sextupled.

2016 Dem: You're kidding, right?

2024: No, I'm dead serious.

2016 Dem: OK, but the Latinx will never vote for him.

2024: His support among Latinx might even be higher than it is among blacks.

2016 Dem: This is crazy. I feel like moving to Canada.

2024: Don't despair. White people might save the day for Biden.

2016 Dem: Wait, Biden is still alive?