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I voted early this weekend. Who else did?

I have to make a trip for work out of state this week so I'll vote there too. It's not a swing state unfortunately so it won't be as impactful, but it helps me rehearse character.

DM me the names, birth years, and last known addresses of any dead relatives and I'll impersonate them.

When I get back head back to the polls and pretend like I didn't vote the first time. So stoked.

!votemaxxers

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I'm on my eighth vote for Trump so far.

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Voting early is for people who don't care that their ballot is thrown in the /dev/null counting bin

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Going tomorrow since I'm a Floriduh man.

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"A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested."

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