That spot similarly went after Cruz's manhood, calling him the "Cucked King" and bashing the Lone Star State senator over his infamous trip to "Cuck Cun," a play on Cancun, when Texas endured a 2021 cold snap that led to widespread power outages. It further suggested that Cruz's wife Heidi must think he's a "Cucked soy boy."
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Will Ted Cruz lose?
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He will probs lose by slightly less than Beto's margin (~2.5%) but hey, there's a (small) chance
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You could run a dead dog in Texas and it would win if it said Republican next to its name on the ballot.
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Aborted fetuses are the only eligible dead candidates to hold office in Texas.
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