Whoever wins this gay butt election, the odds are 100% that more men than women lie about their vote to the opposite s*x

Shitlibs actually believe in le patriarchy (or pretend to). But in real life, outside of hardcore fundie communities with small populations, most men just want to make women happy, or at least not upset them. Women are bellowing their liberal politics to the heavens, while men are saying "uh I guess I'm kinda in the middle" or just lying. Women have more soft social power than men do because they control the kitty supply, so lies and half-truths will consistently break in the direction of making women happy.

Ergo therefore thus, the number of men lying about their votes to the opposite s*x is significantly higher than the number of women lying.

HOWEVER, the number of people who are lying to a pollster on their landline phone because their SO is listening in the background is statistically indistinguishable from zero, so this doesn't actually mean anything.