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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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You have big name but small peepee
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Piss off mayo monkey
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He's not mayo, he's french.
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Frogs are the worst
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weird
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West*rn families be like
Chad middle eastern families be like
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Hey i didn't say they were perfect
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OP btfo
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Ching Chong leaf spotted
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Calling me a leaf is an even greater insult that calling me a Ukrop.
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what if you're a member of the Ukrainian diaspora in Canada (the largest outside the former Soviet Union)?
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"""Ukrainian""" Canadians are not Ukrainians.
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Just wait until you hear the names downscale whites are giving their kids now, unironically a 1000x in worse taste to name a kid anything with an unnecessary "Y" or "Grayson" than any black person naming their kid Deshaunda or whatever
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Who the heck names their kid Donations
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Bryar lol. My son, prickly bush
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Are Fisher and Trapper redneck twins or is there just something dangerous in the local water supply?
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American really like Y, huh.
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We had cool names like 'Augustus' n shiiiiit
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italians are barely white people now
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What do you mean barely white? Italians aren't white and barely are people.
Adding unnecessary qualifications and shit.
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True
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A a gay, every Tanner I’ve ever met as been a peepee thirsty, c*m hungry bottom.
Anyway good morning
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I don’t doubt this is true even a little bit
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It’s like naming your daughter “Terry” and being shocked that she turns into a bull dike. All “Tanners” are insatiable bottoms, point blank.
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This comment is reddit tbqh
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Sure Tanner
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DEADNAMING
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When you literally have the word "slave" in your name and you think it makes you cool.
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Not being named after a saint or an apostle smh, what the heck is wrong with protestants?
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My name is Cally O´Malley
I was convinced my entire life my first name was Irish but its ackshually greek for lovely flower , I guess my parents wanted it to rhyme
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Execution of this meme sinks it. With all of the goofy butt nonsense names mayos are giving their kids, those are your 4 examples? Bob's an all-time great, a name for a rugged mechanic of 30 years with permanent grease stains on the skin under the fingernails of his calloused, hairy knuckled, kielbasa-width fingered meathooks, Tim's the power line technician whose been shocked out of his cherry picker so many times doing repairs in the middle of a downpour his spine is half titanium rods and pins at this point, but he still goes down to the honky tonk every friday night to break at least three guys noses and take home some thick divorcee who stinks of virginia slims and long island ice teas. Kyle's an ok example- definitely basically the boy version of the trendy 90's name Skylar- except instead of getting knocked up at 15 like Skylar, Kyles invariably wear their swim trunks to the locker room showers. Tyler's named after the worst ever US prez or the literal French word of "tile-maker" they're NGMI.
The trend now tho with mayos the last two decades is the formerly-only last names (Jackson, Connor, Dalton, Carson, Clayton, Colby, Hayden, Dawson, Brayden, Donovan, Harrison, Peyton) and especially last names that were occupations in old Bongistan): Tanner, Mason, Chandler, Cooper, Parker, Bailey. Wouldn't be surprising if "Farmer" and "Butler" become top boys names soon.
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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys 😷😷😷
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What about Spaniards like Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso?
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The name Daniel comes from the Hebrew words din (to judge) and el (God).
Lavery is an Irish surname derived from the Gaelic Ó Labhradha, meaning the "descendants of Labhradha".
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Hey frick off
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Oh no no no
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Brutal, my name is Pedro
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Honestly if there's a Y in your name you're just NGMI
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shut UP!
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this post hits hard, I am NGMI
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Hello my name is Osama Mahmud and Here is a beautiful 1977 Volkswagen Scirocco. I promise the engine block has only fallen out twice.
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Ding ding ding! And Tyler comes from Tyler Durden which comes from the ancient figure Tyler the Creator
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i think it's literally someone who makes tiles
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No shit r-slur, what did you think Tyler the Creator, created?
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Bruh moment
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Yeah when did profession based surnames become given names? R-slurred tbh
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"bob" is derived from "robert" which is German for "shining glory".
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maybe u should delete ur account - not trying to be mean tho
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This thing is great, it's like it auto-generates comedycemetery memes
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So much this
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They already are
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