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jesus frick, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/ozpxd8/anon_got_faked_out/?sort=controversial:

https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/p6e1ay/one_of_my_favorites_anon_lives_in_hawaii_on_13/?sort=controversial:

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Um guys

:marseysweating:

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Salient

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:#marseyilluminati:

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I mean, that's kinda sweet on her part. Give the poor dude something to smile about before being obliterated

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Actual picture of the girl:

:#marseybow:

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More like

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She wanted to hurt him because THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO

:#marseyemo:

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I wouldn't frick my siblings even if I was about to be burned alive.

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Uh, okay chief, thanks for sharing

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Did u not read the link

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Nope, and I'm not gonna too. I assume it adds context to what you said, but I prefer to imagine you just suspiciously telling strangers you don't frick your sister:marseywink:

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:#marseysmug2:

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Idk you sound kinda sus lmao

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Fake and straight

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:marse#yfamily::marse#ylgbtflag:

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Darn that's sweet of her, keep her as a friend anon she'll probably wingman for you too

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That was a wild day, I was on the H3 when the alert came through and cars just floored it to get home. There were videos in downtown of people hoping the storm drain would protect their kids.

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Stacy shit :marseyyass:

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