Do people who wear glasses have an advantage in the prison scene? If I were in there I’d take my penny specks and make a shiv blade 
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Can you make a knife from eye glasses?
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Highly recommend this guy's videos when you are bored
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Anything can be a knife if you're strong enough
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I don’t see why you couldn’t
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Probably be better off breaking the glass and sticking the shards to a toothbrush.
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To be fair, you have to be very neurodivergent to understand rDrama.net. The bait is extremely obvious, and without a solid grasp of satire most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Carp's racist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from MDE literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about THE INTERNET. As a consequence people who dislike rDrama truly ARE zoomers- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Janny's existential catchphrase "Y'all can't behave," which itself is a cryptic reference to Aldous Huxley's dystopian epic Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those seriousposting wingtards scratching their heads in confusion as Aevann's genius unfolds itself on their mobile phone screens. What fools... how I pity them.
And yes by the way, I DO have a Marsey tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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In prison they used the temples as stilettos. You can sharpen the plastic and there's a metal rod in there. I think you get useless sped glasses nowadays tho
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I don't think you'd be able to hit anything with the perception debuff. Might as well max charisma and pray you roll good
elasticity
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