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This is exceptionally lazy even for your standards. :merdesey:

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i unironically wish i posted more on /r/drama before it got shut down :marseysad:

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best part of /r/drama was reddit constantly breaking its own magical rules to cuck one insignificant subreddit

Oh, and that time the entire website got fricked just to take pinging away from one insignificant subreddit

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Pinging is the best feature that we lost. Other than that, this site is better in every aspect.

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The best part was the creativity to get around the admong sneeding. The creative ways to get around the ping ban alone was a thing of beauty that would have made old /b/ proud :marseyangel:

👀 🏴‍☠️🎭⚫🕸

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I never understoof why the admins didn't just banhammer us but instead threw all these weird restrictions our way. The only other sub that had the same approach was the_donald but that was also a fanboy sub for a sitting president, banhammering them would cause too many problems. Banning dramatards would have driven us to the Promised Land faster.

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:marseysadpat: reddit didnt deserve your posts. :marseyblowkiss:

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>uploading my conscious into the cloud so I can continue being intolerant for eternity

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>tfw when globohomo forces my conscious in the cloud to experience a million years of inhuman nightmares because i misgendered someone on the internet

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I have no keyboard and I must marsey-post

:#marseyhacker:

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On a side note I just played the game… was cool but not fun

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You're there now. The 90's and 00's were just to calibrate your tolerance.

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This C++ snippet enables god mode in the simulator.

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#include <consciousness>

#include “basedify.h”

void main(){

auto consciousness = std::unloadcons();

auto shim = basedify(&consciousness, 

    nword_pass=true, 

    ywnbaw=true,         

    jannie_immunity=true,

    sneed_multiplier=1000);

std::loadcons(shim);

}

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>Getting sodomized for all eternity by Fricko's Bussylisk

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How's that dumb b-word going to get me when I blow up MIRI and kill EY? Get fricked you stupid bot

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:marseynut:

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Is this why computer AI is racist today? :marseyhmm::marseyderp:

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Terminal....chad....btfo...out..of...Living..........cels...flatline

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Epitaph:

Dead-cels stay seething at life-maxxers

:#marseytombstone::#marseydisintegrate:

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Lifecels be sneeding deathchads be chillin' :marseycool:

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Corpsechads be decaymaxxing

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Me

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doxxing

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:#marseyhesright:

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he's literally me

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:marseyagreefast#:

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>deathcels be seething over cryonicschads

Imagine not being a frozen head nigh-eternally going "lol. lmao even." until the Big Rip tears every atom apart

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💯

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:#marseybongo:

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There's nothing wrong with that.

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*change to my name and it would be: @MenAreWorst

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I'm gonna make a kitten post before the faithful day, just in case.

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B...B....Bussy!

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Death from Dopamine Overdoes.

But seriously that would be a tragic life to have lived as only an internet troll.

At least find a job you love, with someone you love, in a home you own, building some wealth.

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And don't you fricking forget it 🚂🚃🚃

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