Aright I am gonna do you all a solid and give you a dramanaut story idea for free. Here goes:
BIPOC vampire from the 19th century wakes up in current year. He finds out trains are real, ghetto trash exists, white people became whiny losers, incels are a thing, and how gay people reproduce. As a vampire like all vampires who do not fit in with their times he was put into a deep sleep by other vampires to try again in the future with his vampire ideas and ways of life.
Some choice scenes:
Scene -1:
Bald buff Naked BIPOC vampire pursues a long haired man into the bathroom. Kills the man and steps out of the bathroom stall. Sees a bunch of women staring at him. realization hits
BIPOC vampire: My pronouns are she/her. leaves through the front door.
Scene - 2:
BIPOC vampire is stealing some white kids because kids have the sweetest blood. Gets caught by a neighborhood watch.
BIPOC vampire: This kid is gay you straggots should stay in your lane. Walks away with the child
Scene - 3:
BIPOC vampire has been way too visible and loads of people have seen him. He looks like a super black guy and is only hunting in white liberal neighborhoods for the most part. Finally some of the neighborhood watch go to the police to report him.
Neighborhood watch guy: There is somebody going around our neighborhood going around stalking people.
Black police officer: Okay sir, could you give me a description of the assailant.
Neighborhood watch guy: Well, he is well built, has wide nostrils, big lips, a sloping skull, black eyes, built strong, and has some clicking sound when he talks.
Black cop stares at neighborhood watch guy : Alright. What...color is he sir.
Neighborhood watch guy getting uncomfortable realizing he is coming off as racist: Well...um....he is...white.
Scene - 4:
The neighborhood watch guy finds out the weakness of BIPOC vampire, it won't drink the blood of transwomen, the high levels of artificial estrogen are poisonous to it. Now the neighborhood watch has to go on a side adventure to find a transwoman who passes and can be used as bait for the BIPOC vampire.
Scene - 5:
The BIPOC vampire is finally staked and killed by the neighborhood watch. A group of cops and FBI agents arrive to find the skeleton and label the event as a white on black violent crime with the neighborhood watch getting dismantled and it's leader being taken to jail.
After - credits scene:
A vampire Genghis wakes up from his unmarked grave to the year 2206. He opens his eyes to see himself surrounded by a whole group of mongolian 
s. Genghis closes his eyes again and tries to go back to sleep as tears stream down his cheeks.
Where's my emmy.
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a guy, but when I was 11 I literally masturbated anally with a garden hose. i much would have preferred to have a dildo at that age.
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