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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Betβ
that,β
head crack, bluntβ
force
Cozy with the east Africans upβ
north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madΠ΅ up
Threw me loose changΠ΅, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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He forgot the most important part, you HAVE TO say "no homo"
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Since when is rubbing your peepee against a man's lips gay?
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Comrade, this precum lipgloss is not for my enjoyment but for punishment.
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So you're telling me that the Russian army practices vatnik buck breaking?
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These some down low vodkaneighbors
Edit - Someone post the Blowjob Bombers
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It's true dudes, there's nothing gay about me busting in your bussy
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sounds about right
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This is based on ancient Greek traditions. No shame in it. Evropean warrior culture.
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chuckle irl
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It's not gay if your comrade suck you off, as long as neither of you are wearing a rainbow shirt
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It's not gay if it's a punishment
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They say no homo
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Tfw your cheeks are ruining the covert military op by clapping too loudly so you get punished by heterosexual buttsex
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The military is just straight up gay no way around it. Besides special ops neighbors ofc. They are cool straight alphas like me
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Squeal Ream Peepees
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