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Straightest Russian soldier.
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Betβ
that,β
head crack, bluntβ
force
Cozy with the east Africans upβ
north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madΠ΅ up
Threw me loose changΠ΅, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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The military is just straight up gay no way around it. Besides special ops neighbors ofc. They are cool straight alphas like me
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Squeal Ream Peepees
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It's not gay if it's a punishment
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I get a boner from power tripping and r*pe, not because I enjoy placing my peepee between the soft, unshaven cheeks of a young man's face. I definitely don't c*m from gazing at his masculine features as I feel his lips lock flush to my girth, his tongue slathering the length of my member with his saliva, head pumping rhythmically throughout.
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keep going.....
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W-what else totally straight gets you going anon? F-for research.
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I love the idea of dominating a tall, handsome man with a good job and and outgoing personality. I want to pin him against the wall, his hands beneath mine as I ravish his lips, his stubble coarse against my face. I will run my hand up and down his chiseled features before wandering down below the belt, squeezing his excited member in my hands, giving him a burst of pain and pleasure simultaneously. As he grunts from the sensation, I'll turn him around, bend him over, and dominate him by penetrating his butthole that he thrusts up complacently towards me. I take him, this handsome man that the women in the office fawn over, that the men he works with look up to, whose clients are all charmed by confidence and reassuring behavior. I thrust into him, I spit on him, I hit him, I squeeze his peepee. He cums first, shamefully, from the stimulation of my peepee pressing against his prostate. As he groans in release, I ridicule him. I call him a slut, a cute twink whore who begs for better men to fill him. I catch the c*m that dribbles from his peepee and roughly wipe his face with it. He squirms in discomfort. He sobs at the humiliation. He silently endures my abuse, knowing this is what he deserves. When I finally c*m, it's not because his bussy is tighter than a vice around my peepee, but because I get unbelievably horny from dominating other men and proving myself their alpha.
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Darn, you're really mad over this, but thanks for the effort you put into typing that all out! Sadly I won't read it all.
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Please jerk off to my homoerotica, longpostbot.
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A-and then?
T-to purely complete my academic inquiry and not because I think 'alpha' dude humiliated / broken is a hot but undeserved genre of gay porn o-of course.
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Then I send you a text at 11 30 PM asking if you're up, sweetie
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Frick. This hits hard.
I'm attracted to the scummiest dudes.
Is hot though and I only pay in self-respect.
In conclusion, I would like to subscribe to your gay erotica newsletter.
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Thanks babe, if my scheme to extract money from weebs by writing isekai fails, I'll pivot to homoerotic just for you.
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Please let me know if you do.
But if you ever get desperate and you can stomach the level of depravity, furries seems to have insane levels of disposable income and are often looking for someone to cater to their specific niches.
I know I've had offers that I've politely declined and then reported to the
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You would just have to deal with the stain on your soul and the chance that the void would look back and consume you.
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They say no homo
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Well when you put it that way, it's not r*pe either or sexual assault.
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Vs
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My side wins
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Ukrainians are White now, so it's all good.
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Tfw your cheeks are ruining the covert military op by clapping too loudly so you get punished by heterosexual buttsex
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It was just r*pe, we're not gay
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It's not gay if your comrade suck you off, as long as neither of you are wearing a rainbow shirt
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chuckle irl
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This is based on ancient Greek traditions. No shame in it. Evropean warrior culture.
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Since when is rubbing your peepee against a man's lips gay?
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So you're telling me that the Russian army practices vatnik buck breaking?
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Yeah they've gotten extreme about it in post Soviet Russia. It's really common for Russian soldiers to be r*ped in BootCamp by senior recruits or low ranking enlisted. The more you learn about modern Russian culture, the more it looks like they need to be reshaped into a functional society.
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These some down low vodkaneighbors
Edit - Someone post the Blowjob Bombers
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It's true dudes, there's nothing gay about me busting in your bussy
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He forgot the most important part, you HAVE TO say "no homo"
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Comrade, this precum lipgloss is not for my enjoyment but for punishment.
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