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The End of Aevanngelion 
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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:marseymisato: when
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End of Aevanngelion
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I'm romanianing this
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Congratulations
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My only knowledge of Evangelion is the image referenced on top and the song that goes with it. I assume it's about some giant robot lady who starts off good but goes mad/evil as her values drift from those of humanity, then they kill her and she falls into the ocean. Am I close?
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Mentally ill teenagers have to use giant robots to fight aliens.
Except the robots are acually clones of the aliens, implanted with the brain of a human. You have to use the kid of whoever's brain they used to pilot it or the robot goes fricking nuts.
Turns out kids growing up without parents aren't all that reliable, and the pressure of the world ending if they frick up makes that worse.
The first anime ran out of money halfway through, and in the scramble to make something usable out of what was left it turned into some weird avant-garde freudian garbage, that autists like to think is totally intensional and super deep.
There were a ton of spinoffs that try to make the ending less stupid, but none of them worked. Giant lady dead in an ocean of orange fanta is one of them.
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The EoE movie was kino in its choice of shots imo. The series as a whole is terrible I definitely agree. It's only staying power is otakus being attracted to the cute girls.
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I actually like eva, lol. But it bugs me when people look at the obvious desperation plays and say it's the best part of the show.
The animation is great, when they aren't doing still shots of windows with cicaidas in the background.
Music and sound design are good too.
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Not really.
15 years after a research expedition to Antarctica sets off a world-devastating explosion, giant monsters start attacking. The Japs make teenage children pilot giant biorobots to fight the monsters. They have to use teenage children for fricked up storyline reasons. This is incredibly abusive to the children, heightened by the main character's shitty father being the guy in charge of the secret organization running the program. It's like 2/3 giant robots vs. monsters and 1/3 existential loneliness, trauma, and alienation. The giant woman from the famous pic is not a big part of it and is from one of the alternate endings, as they made a number of different endings and retellings after the first ending made no sense. Now it makes even less sense.
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Not even anywhere close lmao
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lmbo = laugh my butt off
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I will remember this for a sinless future
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It all returns to nothing.
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Every straight man wants to frick another mans daughter, but no man actually wants his daughter to get fricked, its more something that men just accept because you have to expect to go through what your wife's father had to endure, if you plan on having children. There are however the rare cases of men who do what I referred to in my mind as "Closing The Loop". Around that time when I was talking to my friends about this, about a week after the school scheduled for us to be given an inspirational speech by some rich white guy, basically all we heard were the same BS normie rhetoric which is just a denial of reality, you know like "Just be yourself and work hard", statements that outright deny reality and the inherent advantages, genetic or otherwise, that differentiate everyone. One thing in particular that he said proved to me how lucky this guy was, he had multiple children and they were all boys, he said that he even kept trying to have a daughter but he only got sons, one of his sons even went on to become a millionaire. Seriously how fricking lucky is that, all I could think while sitting in that class, is that this lucky bastard closed the loop, without even trying. He got to frick the shit out of the daughters of many men, but he will never be forced to live through the awkward phase of having to let an extension of yourself be sexually dominated by another man, he'll never have to face the awkwardly repulsive thoughts that a lot of fathers probably have to face, like the fact that in these times your daughter is likely going to be taking it in the butt, and will probably have all sought's of sick shit done to her. At the end of the day there are only two ways to close the loop, to only have sons by luck, or don't have any children at all.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: the true solution is to frick your daughter yourself.
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