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I have never seen more than 2 mayo moid employees in a Starbucks ever.

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You should leave burgerland

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Heck no.

Do you know how absolutely FRICKED I would be if I had to compete with home-country gooks? Those fricks learned calculus at 11 and physics at 13.

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The assimilation to American mediocrity is now complete.

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No, I don't want moids handling my food

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I work part time at a pizza place:marseypizzaslice: (I'm a wagie now so I won't be a loancel later) and the moids there will only wash their hands like once every 6 hours. :marseyvaxmaxx: Nasty. They don't wear gloves either :marseyproctologist:

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You guys better have vegan pizza.

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We do! The vegan cheese smells like wet socks tho.

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lol, that's why I just make sure the crust is vegan, get it with no cheese at all, pineapple, tomatoe slices, spinach, tempeh if they have it, and extra sauce.

:#marseylickinglips:

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Yea I've tried pizza with no cheese and its honestly pretty good. Then I've also tried pizza with vegan cheese and it was really really gnarly like not good at all. The vegan meat like impossible burger is not so bad but they have a long way to come for the cheese. So if I was vegan I would just goes cheeseless altogether

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Mm tomato and spinach pizza is goated.

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no cheese chads rise up

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Do y’all use violife? That’s what my old shop used

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I'm 90% sure it's this brand. But I'll see if I can take a picture of the bag we have next shift I have lmao. https://www.foodservicedirect.com/richs-mozzarella-style-vegan-plant-based-shredded-cheese-2-5-pound-4-per-case-23050872.html

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Urbancel detected

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How dare you.

I'm a suburbancel.

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Its not a suburb if the McDonald's workers are black.

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The only black people in my suburbs have a "Vote for Ben Carson" bumper sticker.

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Same with timmies in Canada.

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>caring this much about your fast food job instead of thinking “cool one less butthole to serve”

You’re doing it wrong

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I think it's very obvious to everyone that the tweet was ironic.

Are you neurodivergent by any chance?:marseysmugautist:

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Yes

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You might be stupid but at least you're based.

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Customermisia is unacceptable and inherently anti-grindmaxxing, please do better :marseydisagree:

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Still an :marseyl: because they're broadcasting to the world that they're a wagie

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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thought this was a serious post for a second :#marseybrainlet:

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Man, you have a high level of brainwashing, or you cash Soros checks~!

Just move to China because you got their talking points down pat~!

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American...

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