Got my DNA results back, it's terminal, killing myself tonight! :marseyrope:

I didn't know I was this much of a bong :marseybong:

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47% alcoholic

44% TERF Nazi

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accurate tbh

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>Giving your precious bodily fluids to the :marseyglow:

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Aren't you a leaf? I would love to see up your kilt though :#horny:

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A lot of leafs have Scot blood. A lot of MacDonald, McKenzie, McDermid and the like


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They literally have a new scotland province, it's really sad. Day of the rake when?

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not soon enough, but they're doing their best to make it happen


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one side of my famiyl were bong immigrants and the other side were racist purebloods

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my great grannie was straight off the rez, didn't speak English really, married a Scot right off the boat


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based

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He's a leaf? Guess he just needs to show the DNA results and the doctor will recommend euthanasia

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99% Britain & Ireland

ugh

1% Nigerian

Oh thank god

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N-word pass granted

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:marseycheerup: it could be worse. You could be Quebecois.

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N/W Euro could also be Irish, Welsh or French.

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Please don't make it worse

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DNA tests are unreliable. Humans share 44 percent of their DNA with a banana. You think you are half banana now?

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Oncologist: "Your body is practically glowing with potassium."

Me: "Because of banana DNA?"

Oncologist: "No. Listen to me. You're going to die."

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why does the dude above have such accurate results?


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Imagine having any form of genetic diversity hahaha mutts btfo !!

The genetic test wasn't boring waste at all! :marseyseethe:. Even your average urban dwelling belgian isn't this moroccan :marseysadge:

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I literally could've asked my grandma and I'd get the same exact results down to the region lol (surprised how precise it is, though)

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Sous-Massa

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9% :marseymutt:

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the other % was Ireland, Norway and Wales so not too mutty

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All of that European, and not a drop of German blood, only Euroblood worth having.

German kings stay winning.

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I kneel to the real mayo :marseykneel:

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:#marseybardfinn3:

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:#marseyrake::#marseymayo::#marseyextinction:

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:#marseypuke:

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Can I have your dramacoin?


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No, I already have a will written out. @MarseyIsMyWaifu gets all my rdrama estate

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Pink butthole

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It's the Scots way


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>No German DNA

NGMI

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100% Crakkka

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OP outs himself as a deathly pale ginger with bad teeth, a fear of vegetables and a genetic predisposition to tolerate Irn Bru

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Mutt

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Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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I am now imagining you as way more ugly and totally not hot, smh my head

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You must have very rosy cheeks

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My DNA test came back terminal for you as well

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Less than 50%… you sure you need to do the needful?

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Violent twink DNA

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Couldn't you have found out just by looking at your teeth?

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:marseyira: X :marseybongcop:

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just cut your peepee off.

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Matches my headcanon.

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If it wasn't for drum & bass I'd unironically rate Scotland far higher than Britain.

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You are genetically inferior :marseyill:

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Do it!

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Willingly putting your dna into a :marseyglow: database Kek

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