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Got my DNA results back, it's terminal, killing myself tonight! :marseyrope:

I didn't know I was this much of a bong :marseybong:

:#marseyitsover:

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44% TERF Nazi

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accurate tbh

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>Giving your precious bodily fluids to the :marseyglow:

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Aren't you a leaf? I would love to see up your kilt though :#horny:


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A lot of leafs have Scot blood. A lot of MacDonald, McKenzie, McDermid and the like


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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They literally have a new scotland province, it's really sad. Day of the rake when?

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not soon enough, but they're doing their best to make it happen


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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one side of my famiyl were bong immigrants and the other side were racist purebloods

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my great grannie was straight off the rez, didn't speak English really, married a Scot right off the boat


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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based

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He's a leaf? Guess he just needs to show the DNA results and the doctor will recommend euthanasia

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99% Britain & Ireland

ugh

1% Nigerian

Oh thank god

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N-word pass granted

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:marseycheerup: it could be worse. You could be Quebecois.

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Praise Allah

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N/W Euro could also be Irish, Welsh or French.

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Please don't make it worse

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DNA tests are unreliable. Humans share 44 percent of their DNA with a banana. You think you are half banana now?

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Oncologist: "Your body is practically glowing with potassium."

Me: "Because of banana DNA?"

Oncologist: "No. Listen to me. You're going to die."

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why does the dude above have such accurate results?

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Imagine having any form of genetic diversity hahaha mutts btfo !!

The genetic test wasn't boring waste at all! :marseyseethe:. Even your average urban dwelling belgian isn't this moroccan :marseysadge:

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I literally could've asked my grandma and I'd get the same exact results down to the region lol (surprised how precise it is, though)

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Sous-Massa

:#marseysoutherner:

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9% :marseymutt:

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the other % was Ireland, Norway and Wales so not too mutty

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All of that European, and not a drop of German blood, only Euroblood worth having.

German kings stay winning.


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I kneel to the real mayo :marseykneel:

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:marseyropeyourself2:


Click my profile to see how much hotter I am than you.

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:#marseybardfinn3:

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:#marseyrake::#marseymayo::#marseyextinction:

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:#marseypuke:

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Can I have your dramacoin?


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No, I already have a will written out. @MarseyIsMyWaifu gets all my rdrama estate

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Pink butthole

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It's the Scots way


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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>No German DNA

NGMI

:marseyropewithme:


Click my profile to see how much hotter I am than you.

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100% Crakkka

:marseykente:

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OP outs himself as a deathly pale ginger with bad teeth, a fear of vegetables and a genetic predisposition to tolerate Irn Bru

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Mutt

:#marseymutt2:


Hi :marseywave:

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I am now imagining you as way more ugly and totally not hot, smh my head

:marseydisagree:

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You must have very rosy cheeks

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My DNA test came back terminal for you as well

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Less than 50%… you sure you need to do the needful?

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Violent twink DNA


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Couldn't you have found out just by looking at your teeth?

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:marseyira: X :marseybongcop:

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just cut your peepee off.

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Matches my headcanon.

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If it wasn't for drum & bass I'd unironically rate Scotland far higher than Britain.

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You are genetically inferior :marseyill:

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Do it!

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Willingly putting your dna into a :marseyglow: database Kek

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