I hate my parents worst Christmas ever
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Been thinkin bout this meme, thanks OP
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I always get clothes from my fashion consultant (sister).
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Pic?
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I’ve doxxed myself enough as is.
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then dox ur sister instead
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Especially if they're some nice wool socks or something
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What teens don’t want a new jerk off sock???
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What the heck is going on here? My brain knows many things are wrong here and can't piece it all together.
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Is that a McDonald's coupon pack? Those are actually a steal lol
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As Gabe Newell would say: worth the weight
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Today is the day soys whine on Twitter that their parents are narcissists and didn't get them all the legos they wanted.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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why do people shit on soy? soy sauce is great for marinating meat.
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I prefer Worcestershire sauce for marinating steak.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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The horror. At this point id just kill my family
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I choose to believe this is satire because the alteratives are too bleak for the future of humanity.
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Most people his age would just be happy to be off from school/work, and be able to spend some time with family.
It's like he has the mind of a 12 year old.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Please tell me it is?
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Love the pfp, hilda is a based show
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