Don't cheat, r-slurs. I missed one because I forgot about Washington state (I picked Oregon as bordering Canada but who cares about those states anyways)
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Not even a burger lol
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Me too. When do we get our citizenship certificates? I want to go and break some laws in a democrat city.
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That's even easier if you're not a citizen.
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And in California. I forgot which DA has been straight up not prosecuting illegals to prevent deportation.
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Irl marsey.
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Frick I fricked up I answered the one about the federalist papers wrong. I put in Jefferson
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Go back to England
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I got one about when the constitution was written. I knew it wasn't 1776 but the option I picked was 2 years out and it was the only one I got wrong
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Go back to England.
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congrats on being obsessed with american politics/history i guess?
me:
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Follower of Christ
Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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If you get a single answer wrong, you deser e to be deported.
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Hello Merari
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Don’t need to, don’t care. Born here.
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Coward. Hispanohablantes peude hacer major que ti
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I don’t speak dishwasher
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Didn’t know women have their own language now
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It's called nagging
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It’s a gentle hum
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TAOS HUM EXPLAINED?????
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ZUG ISLAND
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Oh hey I actually know about that one. It was a steel mill apparently. It stopped at during covid when there was a shortage of raw inputs and the factory paused ops.
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Detroit was my playground back in the day. Kayaked to ZUG, and climbed quite a few buildings that have now been renovated. Watched many a Tigers game from the roof of the Broderick Tower. You’d have to hit the sixth floor of the adjacent building then shimmy across an ibeam for about twelve feet above the alley below to get in.
Can’t find my Detroit photos folder but here’s a church I did in Gary.
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Your Spanish sucks
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Si. Soy Estadeunedense.
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That shit was for 3rd graders and I’m not even a burger wtf
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Now realize that the vast majority of amerimutts would get like half of them wrong
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anyone who answers more than 50% of the questions correctly should lose their citizenship.
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I fricking wish our highschool mascot was the "The Slavs" instead of the all the other sixteen dumbshit ones
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Reads like aoe2 civ menu.
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And I wish this was true
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Only illegals need to know these. I don't
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Is this a joke? Took like 2-3 mins…
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It's a practice test. The format for the actual citizenship test is different and takes longer. How long it takes to get citizenship weeds out way more people than this test, it's more of a formality.
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Im aware of the process, this test is just rslurred
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It probably took a govt contractor 2 years to design it while running 300% over budget.
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Oh so they were fairly quick and cheap
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Id like to collect my citizenship now
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Passing grade for Somalians
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Pretty easy. Iirc the actual citizenship test isn't all multiple choice, you need to be able to produce answers yourself.
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I got Susie B wrong and the number of amendments wrong
When can I expect my greencard to arrive in my mail?
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Probably not. I don't do well on tests or standarized tests and i'm not going to bother.
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You’re bad at telling people what you already know?
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I get test anxiety.
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I'm so good at tests people think I'm cheating because of the contrast between how extremely r-slurred and ignorant I am usually and my high test scores
I finish up my test and immediately go back to not knowing what the frick I'm talking about
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i assumed this was supposed to be 2008
not only that but they said pelosi was the speaker of the house when she isnt
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Lmao holy shit 12/20. I'm sorry but you have to go back
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i only got two of them wrong and it was misinfo
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OIC I'm r-slurred
So LLM still has the worst score
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85%
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Fricking Susan B Anthony got me because was not important at all and I confuse Kennedy and Roberts for being supreme court dramachads
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