@Sal accused me of being a horrible burger :marseymayo: here's proud proof I'm not

Me with my :marseymayo: wife. Take that for two weeks @Sal.

I'm even dirty so clearly not a high class mayo burger.

Edit: for all you completely neurodivergent, r-slurred dramatards the leg is my wife's leg.

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How much did you pay the brown guy to hold your thigh like that? And can he touch me the same way?

:#marseyfans:

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I'll gladly touch your leg like this if you pay me lots of sweet sweet DC

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>I'll gladly touch your leg like this

no no no you misunderstand. I dont want your cracker monkey mayo butt fricking HANDS touching me. I want Mr. Brown beauty too. And before you say that you're the brown guy I know that's not true. I had a dream that told me so!

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16837594973812335.webp

This doesn't address your comment but I'm posting my hand again anyway

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Your hand looked better on the first pick

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The cropping did me no favors here. It looks weird even to me

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:#marseyxd:

What an understanding wife you have there

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Understanding from the trauma maybe? We'll obviously need him to question his wife about this for us.

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My respect for you continues to grow. Although it would be cooler if your wife was actually a twink but you can't win them all :(

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ok this better u def a spîc now bb

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