Boozecruisers, we won
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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ive been seeing posts bitching about drunkdriving memes because heckin familyrinos died so keep making them please
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I just fond this one in the wild. I can kinda get where they're coming from, but at the end of the day the world doesn't revolve around you.
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yeah but also some of them are saying shit like "don't glorify drunk driving" and if you read these as genuinely believing drunk driving is good then you are a very smart person who can read people quite well
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Everything I post to the shitposting forum is 100% endorsed by me and very serious, sir
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Drunk driving isn't "good" but my frick is it fun
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It's even funnier to joke about drink driving IRL for massive sneed.
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You hide your weed in the Marsley flakes, Snappy? That's really smart
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Never lost my license. I don't booze-cruise on public holidays
Also know the city and where cops look for us I always cruise through back alleys when I'm drunk
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This was approved by Joe Biden as a tax write off
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What’s your favorite driving mix? I get a little sippy cup and pour bourbon and coke with some vanilla extract and ice cream
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Mixed drinks are kinda gay
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Are you homophobic?
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This neighbor putting ice cream in his
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