!fellas !biofoids discus

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No, because then he’ll :marseyfart: on me

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That's how we assert dominance.

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Can’t dominate :marseygas: warfare with this bad boy in my possession:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16852477406620593.webp

One brap into this gun and I can shoot da poot around 20ft away. :marseydukenukem:

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You've seen my physique, right?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16852478574464624.webp

Do you have any idea how bad vegan protein powder farts smell? LMAO, Shreddedmanlets are the strongest at everything we do.

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vegan protein powder

Just say soy protein powder :marseyeyeroll:

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Pea protein powder, chud.

Simple Orgain is awesome, lmao.

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you’ve seen my physique, right?

No one cares and it’s gigacope for being a hapa manletmidget.

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lol, you care enough to absolutely mald about it.

I promise I'll only take your lunch money, and won't cripple you when I beat your butt.

:#marseywholesome:

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You’re a midget, you’re as intimidating as a toddler.

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No one cares

I mean he looks good by my DYEL standards, if he wasn't an annoying vegan (but I repeat myself :marseysmug2:) hapa who insists he's an "Aryan" superman (:muttsupremacist: lul) he'd probably have a few twinks semi-ironically thirstpost over his pictures.

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i thought :marseymindblown: Elliot Rodger died?

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He wouldn't have been an incel if he looked like me.

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He probably still would have, on account of being a mentalcel.

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Come home Aryan man.

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show new pics, wear your scars like a the king of the jungle :marseypunished:

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My scars haven't fully healed. Might start using back and side pics till then.

There's one big scar right on my top ab that looks pretty rough, I'm going to get skin wraps done for it. Keep your eyes peeled for December. I'm going to do a bulk and cut cycle with a big post on it, may or may not take some supplements...

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That's just owning the (bed)frame

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My foid also lives in fear of me farting on her, is it really so different than farting right next to you?

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The closer his leather cheerio is :marseygoatse:, the higher the probability of clinging to my pajama pants :marseysad2:

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Eat a lot of cereal? :marseywut2:

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Does his anus protrude and it's rough, but very small?

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men who willingly fart in the presence of their wives are degenerates

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i just wish someone would love me

:#marseyrain:

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What's your BMI?

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7

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https://media.giphy.com/media/PFsVjUCmSkZDq/giphy.webp

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:#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

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lol for what?

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Me waking in here to tell you neighbors that all women should be kept enslaved and illiterate.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16852493511506653.webp

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I found the women funny in this show and, as I now recall, only this show

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Cause it's a rightoid show with leftard aesthetics. Also Tina Fey is a good writer.

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I need no snuggles :marseyindignant:

I'm warm and happy on my side of the bed :marseyneet:

hop on my back if you're lonely :donkeykongwalk:

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Real alphas make their wife sleep :marseytoasty2: on the floor.

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:marseyhesright:

My ex-gf was short (4’11 lol) and I thought it was so cute when she’d be the big spoon.

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I just want titties smashed against my back while I drift off into slumberland. :marseydream:

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:marseybased:

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I don't want a bunch of hair in my face, and if I big spoon I'll have to start grinding.

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Frick. You.

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fake. spooning a man as a man is the most masculine thing.

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yea, and the most spoony spoon is if your peepee is inside him

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which r u bb?

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I identify as perpendicular green line which I suppose obligates me to become little spoon

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https://media.giphy.com/media/KDnCM9OyQNYQH9VqUa/giphy.webp

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She was my jetpack once, idk, felt weird since I was her big spoon 99% of the time.

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what the frick is wrong with the first two. They don't own any pillows?

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That's what happens when foids are in charge of the relationship.

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doesnt work for manlets lmao

she doesnt mean LITERALLY the little spoon :marseylaughpoundfist:

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Cuddling is disgustingly overrated

Way too much body heat and breathing

I sleep on my back for superior lumbar support

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It's also how you can feel her boner cuz this dude is gay.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

That is both my submission and my advice for the spergs submitting wordswordswordswords thinking that long = good drama post

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That was me! :marseypretty:

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But i want to touch her with my peepee

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being the little spoon is based as frick tbh.

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Yeah but my dakimakura can't wrap its nonexistent arms around me.

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