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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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No, because then he’ll on me
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That's how we assert dominance.
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Can’t dominate warfare with this bad boy in my possession:
One brap into this gun and I can shoot da poot around 20ft away.
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You've seen my physique, right?
Do you have any idea how bad vegan protein powder farts smell? LMAO, Shreddedmanlets are the strongest at everything we do.
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Just say soy protein powder
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Pea protein powder, chud.
Simple Orgain is awesome, lmao.
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No one cares and it’s gigacope for being a hapa
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lol, you care enough to absolutely mald about it.
I promise I'll only take your lunch money, and won't cripple you when I beat your butt.
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You’re a midget, you’re as intimidating as a toddler.
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I mean he looks good by my DYEL standards, if he wasn't an annoying vegan (but I repeat myself ) hapa who insists he's an "Aryan" superman ( lul) he'd probably have a few twinks semi-ironically thirstpost over his pictures.
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i thought Elliot Rodger died?
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He wouldn't have been an incel if he looked like me.
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He probably still would have, on account of being a mentalcel.
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Come home Aryan man.
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show new pics, wear your scars like a the king of the jungle
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My scars haven't fully healed. Might start using back and side pics till then.
There's one big scar right on my top ab that looks pretty rough, I'm going to get skin wraps done for it. Keep your eyes peeled for December. I'm going to do a bulk and cut cycle with a big post on it, may or may not take some supplements...
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That's just owning the (bed)frame
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My foid also lives in fear of me farting on her, is it really so different than farting right next to you?
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The closer his leather cheerio is , the higher the probability of clinging to my pajama pants
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Eat a lot of cereal?
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Does his anus protrude and it's rough, but very small?
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men who willingly fart in the presence of their wives are degenerates
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i just wish someone would love me
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What's your BMI?
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lol for what?
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Me waking in here to tell you neighbors that all women should be kept enslaved and illiterate.
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I found the women funny in this show and, as I now recall, only this show
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Cause it's a rightoid show with leftard aesthetics. Also Tina Fey is a good writer.
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I need no snuggles
I'm warm and happy on my side of the bed
hop on my back if you're lonely
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Real alphas make their wife sleep on the floor.
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My ex-gf was short (4’11 lol) and I thought it was so cute when she’d be the big spoon.
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I just want titties smashed against my back while I drift off into slumberland.
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I don't want a bunch of hair in my face, and if I big spoon I'll have to start grinding.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Frick. You.
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fake. spooning a man as a man is the most masculine thing.
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yea, and the most spoony spoon is if your peepee is inside him
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which r u bb?
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I identify as perpendicular green line which I suppose obligates me to become little spoon
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She was my jetpack once, idk, felt weird since I was her big spoon 99% of the time.
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what the frick is wrong with the first two. They don't own any pillows?
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That's what happens when foids are in charge of the relationship.
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doesnt work for manlets lmao
she doesnt mean LITERALLY the little spoon
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Cuddling is disgustingly overrated
Way too much body heat and breathing
I sleep on my back for superior lumbar support
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It's also how you can feel her boner cuz this dude is gay.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
That is both my submission and my advice for the spergs submitting wordswordswordswords thinking that long = good drama post
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That was me!
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But i want to touch her with my peepee
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being the little spoon is based as frick tbh.
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Yeah but my dakimakura can't wrap its nonexistent arms around me.
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