Back in day, travellers/explorers would draw what they saw. This is where many sea monster stories come from ie. tentacled and alienesque appendages emerging from the water - giving belief to something more sinister lurking beneath....however, many cases it was just whale dicks. pic.twitter.com/6ZH1nJZvB1
— Prof. Michael Sweet 🪸 (@DiseaseMatters) April 8, 2022
The loch ness monster is a peepee
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Impossibly based
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Nessie erasure. Reported.
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Nessie is a whale
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Don't you fatshame that big beautiful cryptid, you friggin chud!
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There are whales in Loch Ness?
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"There's definitely a sustainable population of whales in a tiny like on this bullshit island that also enjoy airing out their peepees." Is some how a theory less convincing than a sustainable population of dinosaur cryptids
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They might be dinosaur peepees to be fair
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That was my first thought but i rejected it because it's funnier that way
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No. Whales in Loch Ness would be an amazing discovery.
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Tbh i might start watching porn if the guys in the gangbang fight each other for the right to frick
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MMA porn
any porn entrepreneurs out there hit me up
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Ngl i came across a video of two chicks bare knuckle brawling naked through a post on here last year and immediately looked up more videos from that company.
IT DOESNT COUNT AS PORN BECAUSE THEY WERE STILL FUN TO WATCH AFTER I COOMED OKAY
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where's the link
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I dont, but the company is http://girlfight.club i think. They have gimmick fights where they chain the chicks together(like right against eachother) or take turns punching each other in the tit until one taps out and those are boring but the outright fights are dope
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I unironically might have it saved, gimme a sec
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That bottom image is so cursed. I want to know the source but I know I don’t want to know the source.
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It's a huge meme and has been for years, surprised you havent seen it before
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded
A relatively sanitized explanation.
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Piper perrie blacked
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So you're saying a whale lives in the freshwater loch ness
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Yes.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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