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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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We had Monarchy, it destroyed Europe and itself. We had Nazsim, it destroyed Europe and itself. We had communism, it only destroyed itself.
Therefore I propose the !grillers federation
by destroying that delicious cow.
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non-germans 🤝 germans
destroying germany
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Is there any truth to that “northern Germans are stern buttholes” meme?
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As a chad Bavarian dramatard
I can confirm that northern Germans are stern/shy/antisocial cute little twinks 
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Bavaria more like Basedvaria.
But also why is their flag so severely misaligned?
Like just make normal checkers goddarn
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Hearing high german is imperialist aggresion
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At least for me the northerners were really nice and friendly. Maybe not so talkative to outsiders. I think in east Germany are more grumpy ones.
If you want mutants who never shut up and behave really neurodivergent I suggest you swamp germans
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Wait a minute…what’s the dynamic between the Germanic countries?
Please excuse my
understanding of things, but do Germans lol at just the Dutch? Or do you guys lol at Austria, Belgium, or Switzerland too?
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Depends on where your are from in Germany. I think some lol at Austrians for being bootleg Bavarians. Some lol at Belgium for being a french Frankenstein state. I lol at dutch for the most r-slurred germanic language of all germs. I respect Switzerland though.
Also don't forget the internal germany dynamics like: A bavarian will shit on northern and east Germans. A westerner laugh at easterners and want to destroy Düsseldorf/Cologne in their own state. Easternes hate everybody. God darn easterners, they ruined east Germany!
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You haven't heard Anglish
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Easterners ruined made all of germany worse yet somehow cope that east germany wasnt trash
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What about scandis
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Who?
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Those other germs who were named after the football team
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Ah! Ye, Iceland is fire 🔥
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The further south you go, the less autism and the better the food
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My understanding was that Bavarians were peak autism, but in the good way.
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You forgot to mention swamp Germans are in every way better than regular German. On top of it much taller
North German are also better because they have more nordic blood like me.
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Sweaty it’s 2023 aryan get no sugar walls
This who women want:
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Yeah better in every way except every way.
Listen to their 'language' for five seconds and try to keep the gun of your mouth.
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Ok language but look at modern
German 
soccer 
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Why would I look at soccer, are you implying Im poor?
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Aren't you a filthy moor?
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Nope, they are also rarely mixed since they can marry their cousins
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Aren't you literally African?
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You can trace that division back to catholics vs protestants basically.
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The northern Germans are way more fun in my experience as a foreigner. There's definitely a vibe that they frick more.
The southern Germans think that the northerners are all buttholes because Bavarians are so intolerable themselves, that acting like an butthole to them is the only natural reaction
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You also had Judaism
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Retvrn to the Zone
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Totlal Germoid Death.
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Unbelievable levels of autism.
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Bitte seien Sie geduldig, ich habe Autismus.
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I hate Germans so much
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Kein Goomble Geld mehr für dich
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Aw baby please you know I didn't mean it. And I could never hate you.
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Apology accepted
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Thank you ily
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imagine being married to one
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Cope Germant is what made history worth studying
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keyed and cumfartroyperpilled
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Keyed? Keyed on what?
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Wrong skin and hair color.
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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They get the bullet too (after germany, ofc)
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The part where both ways converge should be labeled 'piss porn' for maximum accuracy
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When will geographylets learn?
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