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Why don't I have to take a shit?

So like I keep gaining weight but more specfically I'm 99% sure it's just my poop amassing in my body. In the last 6 days I have burned more calories than I've eaten and therefore am basically -1600 claories a day since that's how much your body needs to... exist. I should be about 4 pounds lighter but actually 8 pounds heavier. So it's... all shit in my body I guess. I have zero need to take a shit. I wonder if I'll die on the potty like Elvis. Also I just ran into this wiki page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_died_on_the_potty

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Youre drug addled and have an extemely poor diet?

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You lose weight by exhaling C02. Your shit is indigestible waste. Which means it has no calories, and your colon is just trying to extract water and some trace nutrients from it. Depending on what you eat there might not be much waste.

Tl;Dr Eat way more green veggies.

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I used to think most of weight loss was poop but the first time I heard it was CO2 I was like, oh ya, that makes sense.

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spoopy

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Sometimes I don't shit for days and don't notice until I fill half the potty bowl. I really want /h/ratemypoo to be a thing.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriNSrcJaEWphZ8Xe/giphy.webp

The fact that I know it would be used deeply upsets me

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I knew that site

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Mr. tapeworm is helping you out

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsTTY2K9Oz2lKlq/giphy.webp

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B-word take some laxatives or fiber

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Died on the potty? Just shit your pants nibba

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Drop your heroin habit. :marseyheroin:

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:#marseycrap:

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Eat less fat butt. If you knew what you were talking about, you'd know this doesn't add up.

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