Xi Jingping is preventing chinx from leaving China by trapping them in a maze.

https://twitter.com/Bornakang/status/1727236797711970326

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I'm familiar with chinese voodoo like this. Me and a friend went to a chink mall in Vancouver one time. We went into one set of entrance doors and wandered around the mall and checked out some shops but we never changed direction. We always walked away from the entrance we came in but when we went outside, we were back at the same entrance! We both looked at each other bewildered like how the frick did we get back here.

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east asians have the highest spatial intelligence in the world, i can't even manage to play first-person videogames, so i'd probably die in a chinese mall

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Man, I love those dreams. Starting from an airport escalator, going through a long university hallway, exiting into a concert/ lecture hall with carpeted floors, then turning around, taking a moving walkway and going through a covered walkway into a tramway stop, exiting the tram to a street under another street, entering a hotel, taking a glass elevator to a hotel room and finally taking a door on the other side of the hotel room into a cruise ship. I've had many dreams like this with the same elements, but this scheme is burned into my mind. It rules.

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He went to the 4th floor?!

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17006730701838157.webp

using similar methods, this is how motorists were trapped and eventually settled New Jersey out of exhaustion

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Loool gottem.

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>city literally called chingchong

It is impossible to do a racist impression of mandarin because you just end up speaking mandarin

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Ching Chong ping pong

a herro prea

Ling ding wong wang

frya rice prea

:#chudsmugtalking: :!#marseychingchong:

Your accent so good. You recite favourite poem. Westerner you are big fan of China yes? You make me verry happy

:#chudditorseethe: :!#marseychingchongtalking:

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Chongqing is crazy. I wanna go back some day

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I wish I was asian :marseytabletired2:

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Now this is some cyberpunk kino

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Frick chongqing is so goddamm cool I wanna visit

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styx level design

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That actually looks really fun as a tourist :marseyexcited::marseyneat: Rdrama field trip there? !dramatards

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Dramatard field trip to China? That has "international incident" written all over it.

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A lot of burgers for sure, but there is an international presence here

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It's called math lessons :marseyindignant:

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:#marseypadoru:

Snapshots:

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