tell me I'm not the only one who saw this 59 million dollar wedding on tiktok??? pic.twitter.com/sEfXtYSlkD
— ♱𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓪 ♱ (@tonedandthin) November 23, 2023
Sorry you losers weren't invited to my $59 million wedding(it's 100% personal).
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Anyone mad about this is just jelly they couldn't trap such a high value male.
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I am going to be honest, this feels like poor people cope.
You bastards the money is supposed to be cycling through the economy to keep the economy growing. Spend your money so that it reaches poor people too and they can keep spending it on actual necessities of life.
You bastards look at how decadent and privileged you are. You spent all that money on yourselves and 100's of servants, caterers, wedding planners, bakers, and airline workers. Have you no shame!
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Also lmao the girls father has passed, sold his business for 700 millies, this dumb broad already wasted 60 in the wedding. There won't be any left for the grandchildren 100%, they should celebrate how they are spending away generational wealth just for peacocking.
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Girl knows her father has passed away.
Is aware that she is a rich elite 'brat'
Uses less than 10% of her fathers passed down wealth to secure herself a husband and provider of her own father's class who has space to still climb higher up the financial ladder in life.
The poors : Muh Real estate. Muh peacocking and losing all that money soon.
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Marxism critiques the entire system of rich people owning all the money and means of production you r-slur
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We should run a society without anyone owning anything.
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You know if you charter private jets for ALL of the guests don't the guests mostly end up on a pretty full plane with a bunch of strangers anyways?
I guess you can land at smaller closer local airports tho
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yeah for parties of like 8-12 people together its really not much more expensive than airline flying and way more convenient
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hol up.
Any more information on this?
I had a group that size trying to get to a small airport in Florida
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just look at google maps for the "jet center" or google "jet charter". the industry is filled with literal hundreds of small aircraft management companies who lease out an owners aircraft when the owner isnt using it, or might even have a few aircraft dedicated for just charters.
Depending on mission (distance+size required) youll usually pay something like $2-4k per hour, maybe more if you need a bigger plane.
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hm, the one I found ended up being $40k one way lol.
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Wrong type of jet
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i havent been involved with this stuff in a few years so my numbers may be on the low side but if you make some calls you should manage to find something a lot more reasonable
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That there are people taking tic toks at the wedding is the real crime
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The reason why she put it on TikTok was to make the poorcels seethe
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Backfired because that's poor person behavior
Imagine acknowledging peasants exist lmao
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money can buy a lotta cool shit but tbh how is this any different than spending like 20 grand on a venue and a shit ton of booze and some shitty DJ so you and ur besties and family can rage
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Much of the time it's the parents paying for it, the extravagance is more about them showing off.
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Then divorce in 5-10 years.
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That would be a pretty good way of dabbing on the poors. Getting married like this just to divorce after a few years, and then remarry and have the same wedding, or an equally extravagant one every few years.
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imagine spending $59million on a MID! I wouldn't even post her on White Woman Wednesday! She's literally FAT ! Disgraceful
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Poorcels seething at wealthchads
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Who needs Lovecraft when you have this? These people spent more money on their wedding than I will likely ever see in my life. It puts my cosmic insignificance into perspective. !peakpoors discuss.
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If you believe in God, rest easy, because they're going to heck.
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Maybe. I hope they're good people.
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Remember what Jesus said?
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"It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven."
But through God, anything is possible.
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Ok but how many camels has God passed through the eye of a needle?
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Current hyperfixation:
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Would it really be a camel after that though? Also that seems like a lot of effort.
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How is it not a camel?
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Idk
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Sure, greed might condemn them to heck, but the poors will also be there, probably for furry porn or something
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As long as they aren't Spirit cooking, denying the divinity of Christ or soul destroying children, if you have money i don't see what's wrong with it. That's a frickton of money going to all classes
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Wrong
Did you ever read the Bible larpcuck?
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Gold doesn't corrode, checkmate Jesus.
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I don't say I endorse it chow dare you call a Eucharistic minister a larper you gay strag
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the bible is a manual for slaves. It's proto-marxism that teaches you to hate the vital, strong, beautiful and successful. Makes sense since it was cooked up by semites who kept getting dunked on by aryans from all sides
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idk being rich kindof implied some different stuff 2000yrs ago
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Twitterinos hate seeing people happy. They prob think the money should have been given to heroin addicts.
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And to sassy BIPOCettees
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What nationality are these people this seems like the sort of garishly tacky that wealthy Arabs (and chinks) like to do. Or Russians I guess
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One of the videos put up in lights "Ole' Miss". I gotta assume its the university and her dad wasn't dunking on her, right?
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Either new money from a previously hick background or Eastern European is my guess.
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PEAK IRONY
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It's like RAAAAYAAAAIIIIIN on your wedding day! 🎶
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Nouveaux rich plebians smdh
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Our wedding day took place on a beautiful sunny day because we're blessed by God.
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Same for my wife and I, it was super overcast out but the sun came out right as the vows started, it was wonderful.
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I liek rococo
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You betta rococomb ya bussy hairs before I get there cute butt neighbor
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Wedding costs 59 mil but how much is the divorce gonna cost?
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If he kills her and makes it look like a robbery gone wrong it could be free.
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I consent
I consent
I don't
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Good idea to inflate foid expectations for a few-hour event they will inevitably invalidate a few years later anyways
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