Mavis Enthusiast
11mo ago
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furstrag in a zoom class I'm in uses his ahegao faced fursona as his profile picture
Every time xe talks a bunny girl with a 
face pops up on screen and god, I feel 2nd hand embarrassment every time. Can't wait till I'm done with this class.
I was going to send a screenshot but I tested reverse image search and it popped up his github and he listed his university there. I'm not gonna frickin dox myself so 
Furries 
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Draw an MSPaint recreation of it.
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Lol good idea
I captured its essence
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This how I feel when people call me Hotep while using any of my alts
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hecko king krazy
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It's over
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B-word
named himself 
after a Pokemon 
attack
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Imagine raising a son for 18 years for him to say he is a girl and demand that you use a fake name instead of the one you chose specifically for him. I can't imagine anything more cucked.
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where is the punchline
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The r-slurred new name.
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Every time
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I'm sure this is exactly how it happened too. 100%.
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Good opsec
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DRAMAPHOBE
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I actually wouldn't have thought of that. Taking notes for the future
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least insane dramafoid
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We all know you go to BYU.
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Lol I don't but many of my childhood friends do
Edit: I couldn't got to BYU anyway since I wanted to kiss women without getting inquisitioned
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It's a survival skill for dramoids, don't want Bardfinn to show up at my house and beat me like she did to her ex wife. I know she's lurking.
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Average time between mentions: 0 days 01 hours 56 minutes and 09 seconds
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also known as being gay
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You should dox yourself
Ted_simp did and it was pretty funny
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done king
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At the very least post hand
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I have default profile pic on everything
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uhhhhh no you clearly have a custom pfp on rdrama.net???
r u stupid????
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cant remember what my default pic was but it was some emoji that i didnt like. this is just some rando pic i pulled off /tttt/
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My randomly assigned marsey pfp was perfect.
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me too
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I had a freelance photographer take headshots for me in a few different outfits.
Extremely useful to have those available.
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Yup, I've got a few headshots kicking around that I use for LinkedIn & GitHub & other professional stuff. But Zoom, email, canvas, etc. is all default
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For work shit, I'm whatever letter my name starts with. If people don't already know what I look like then they don't fricking need to.
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!metashit bad news bros. The foids are learning.
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Are you sure you don't have a peepee?
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I may have BDE but unfortunately no
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Is your clit meassured in inches?
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Care to send some nudes?
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We're good. Foids and accountability will never coexist.
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Shell slip up somewhere else king don't even sweat it.
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!furries vampire strag filtered by one of our fursigmas
only a couple years and we'll control ALL of academia 
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probably insecure for never making a girl c*m like
bcuz no peepee
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Don't make me pull up the lesbian vs straggot orgasm statistics.
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omg! Lesbian orgasms arent real, bimbo
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as a society we never should have stopped bullying furries
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People still do, we just adapted to have a humiliation fetish
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Ok, lets see about that.
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You're one of the good ones
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Killing*
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yeah i'm sure you'll be able to pick out this one from the hundreds of thousands of profiles that fit that description
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I would probably complain 2 someone.
that's way too annoying to have to see that shit for a full semester
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It's also just good professionalism. Someone needs to take this neurodivergent aside and explain how inappropriate that is before they go applying for jobs and sullying the reputation of the university
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Fr. Report this neighbor and say he's making you feel unsafe.
For the good of humanity, don't allow this degenerate to get out into the world.
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Irl I'm a dramaphobe.
I just observe the weirdos around me like a nature documentarian. 
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Doesn't
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This class is almost over anyway but if I'm in another class with him maybe I will idk. I'm non-confrontational.
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I was the same way when I was in college. It's only now that I'm old
that I feel confident in complaining all the time.
It's a shame tho, he's basically learning that he can make everyone uncomfortable without repercussions
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Complain anonymously. Or stop being a coward
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i unironically want anyone who does the
ahegao face 
or thinks it's hot to die. i think that face pisses me off more than anything else on the internet. what the frick is wrong with peoples brains to make them think that's hot? 
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Anime brain
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i agree with you, but,
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What happened to coders dressing in collared beige button downs and ties.
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I think programmers always were pretty deviant
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It was a real job back then.
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i wear khakis and polo. but I've always worn that.
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I bet you have really nice handwriting or really awful handwriting
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Wow you weren't lying, that cursive is on point
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i didn't know they still taught zoomers cursive
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I think I was one of the last generations to be taught it. I also self studied to get better at it since it hurts my hand less to take notes that way.
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I simply adapted by cutting out various strokes from letters until I created my own set of runes that only I can interpret.
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oh darn i did this too
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I learned it but I was homeschooled. Also my cursive and manuscript are nearly identical, I use a hybrid writing technique.
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hot
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Its legible, at least
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honor kill him
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Furries try not to be a sexpest for 5 minutes challenge (impossible).
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We can't image search a video so just record your screen for us.
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One of my coworkers mentioned in an all hands that he's an author
Turns out it's all self published, zero Amazon sale fursona sci-fi with s*x scenes
And he draws fursona otter and wolf porn
I refuse to work with him now
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You can't just drop that without sharing a sample
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I would but I won't risk second degree doxxing. It's badly drawn, typical deviantart monoshaded color drawings. Think if Cold Steel the Hedgehog was iterated on until the artist was an adult; yep, you pictured it perfectly.
I will add though that the dude allegedly went to MIT for CS, but he's legitimately r-slurred and doesn't know how to even use excel. Pretty sure he's just a furry that infiltrated our company on a fake resume lmao
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Mirin the opsec
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awwww, so close to having a foidmoment
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I know that feel bro. I've seen plenty but the most embarrassed I've been was when I saw this manlet Asian wrestler type(?) talk randomly in a Socratic seminar about how virginity is a social construct. Off the cuff, girls kind of looked weird at him. He'd say feminist shit randomly all the time and cram it in. Im 99% sure he says that shit to try to get into girls pants but Idk he looked like a strag.
Oh, another was this T.A. She was a fat neurodivergent k-pop stand and she wanted us to call her 'mom' during our lab thing. She told us a story about getting cucked by a lesbian she had a crush on that already was in a relationship and how the lesbo kissed her gf a bunch in front of her.
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funniest bit was that she was an unironic KHV femcel who started going off before about how she's never been kissed. She'd go on romantic tirades too during the little intro talking about events. The valentines day one was the funniest
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https://github.com/DiegoBoy best I could find no uni though.
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Not pink
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