When I was 14 I had a sparring match with a 30+ year old foid cop, I broke her nose with a simple jab. It was first time I hit a women it felt very different from hitting guys and my trainer went and stopped the sparing so it was like 10-20 sec but my fist still remembers that feeling
For those asking: it feel like you hit something fragile while you expected it to be solid
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Yeah I kept getting hot girl Kung Fu videos on boomertok (Youtube Shorts) and I'm fully ready to take the Pepsi challenge against any of them. Hit me with everything you got. Let's see what happens.
When I was a kid in tae kwon do, one of the instructors was a middle aged lady, and she kept making me spar her. The thing is, her tits were huge and covered her entire torso, so I couldn't hit her anywhere that wasn't tits. She was like "Don't worry, you're not going to hurt me." I just didn't want to punch her in the tits okay!?!?
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When I was 14 I had a sparring match with a 30+ year old foid cop, I broke her nose with a simple jab. It was first time I hit a women it felt very different from hitting guys and my trainer went and stopped the sparing so it was like 10-20 sec but my fist still remembers that feeling
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Yeah I kept getting hot girl Kung Fu videos on boomertok (Youtube Shorts) and I'm fully ready to take the Pepsi challenge against any of them. Hit me with everything you got. Let's see what happens.
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When I was a kid in tae kwon do, one of the instructors was a middle aged lady, and she kept making me spar her. The thing is, her tits were huge and covered her entire torso, so I couldn't hit her anywhere that wasn't tits. She was like "Don't worry, you're not going to hurt me." I just didn't want to punch her in the tits okay!?!?
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4/10. If she was hot I would have slapped them tiddies around.
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