wasn't there some shit about some celebrity putting hot sauce in their used condoms for that reason?
I still think it's incredible that someone can extract your semen from a used condom, inject it into themself, and still get child support. I genuinely don't believe this would be the case if the genders were reversed.
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I read of a case where a female doctor gave another doctor(who was a married to someone else) philatio and somehow instead of swallowing spit it out and inseminated herself with it. She then got him for several thousand a month for child support and broke up his marriage.
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Wait, are they selling condoms that break on purpose? So I can finally lock down a good baby daddy?
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No, it's some syringe/dildo combination that allows the user to extract sperm from a condom and boypregnate themselves.
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this is why I put tobasco in my used condoms
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wasn't there some shit about some celebrity putting hot sauce in their used condoms for that reason?
I still think it's incredible that someone can extract your semen from a used condom, inject it into themself, and still get child support. I genuinely don't believe this would be the case if the genders were reversed.
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I read of a case where a female doctor gave another doctor(who was a married to someone else) philatio and somehow instead of swallowing spit it out and inseminated herself with it. She then got him for several thousand a month for child support and broke up his marriage.
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Deserved it for cheating tbh
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Has this ever happened? It sounds like razor blades in halloween candy...
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...if I ever had any used condoms
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