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Just put em all in the spink
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I had a virgin friend who argued that s*x was like cheesecake. If you eat it all the time it won't be good anymore. You have to leave it for dessert so its special.
I countered that s*x is more like skiing or snowboarding. The first time you do it, it kind of sucks. You dont know what you're doing. You kind of flop around and try not to hurt yourself. But with practice, you get good at it and its so fun you will drive all night through a snowstorm just to get some.
Now that im older and fatter and mostly just frick korean whores, s*x is still like skiing and snowboading but the analogy has changed. I pay a lot of money to hit the slopes.
Huh I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs Bet that, head crack, blunt force Cozy with the east Africans up north Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God '03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off Long way to go, we already came far Story stayed the same, it was never madе up Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em It's a new day, who got all the aces? Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead? Who sit up straight when the roof caved in? Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen Cup runneth over the brim Bust open, there's no closin' the lid Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it Five O's on me like the Olympics Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it" Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple Not religious, we was really out Philly Livin' on the fly tryna wing it We got us a fire to rekindle Redirect the fight where it's meant for Triumph over plight and immense loss Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts Caught a couple slights and I veered off Saw another height, had my ears poppin' Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry Uh, niggas still drummin' Foot shook ground when I stepped on it Didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry And I didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Why are they assuming I care about pleasuring a woman?
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pleasuring any hole includes pressure so OPs argument is dumb, pure incel meme
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I had a virgin friend who argued that s*x was like cheesecake. If you eat it all the time it won't be good anymore. You have to leave it for dessert so its special.
I countered that s*x is more like skiing or snowboarding. The first time you do it, it kind of sucks. You dont know what you're doing. You kind of flop around and try not to hurt yourself. But with practice, you get good at it and its so fun you will drive all night through a snowstorm just to get some.
Now that im older and fatter and mostly just frick korean whores, s*x is still like skiing and snowboading but the analogy has changed. I pay a lot of money to hit the slopes.
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You could save thousands on whores by getting castrated.
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What about anal
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Makes peepee black
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Assimilated
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!trekkies im not proud of us rn
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Just wear a bad dragon peepee sleeve.
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Everybody is born as an instant s*x god so virgins are obviously the best at it
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The one on the right is obviously the virgin coomer peepee that has been death gripped for hours a day.
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I use a crimping tool with some rubber padding
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