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It's our year bros

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We should all jointly have a resolution to help @sneedman find a qt gf in 2024.

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It's my 2024 goal, mainly because I'm afraid I'll eventually break down and resort to hookers if I don't. After going through a rejection and coming out the other end, I feel a little more confident doing shit like that and I'm probably going to be a little crazier about it with more of a DGAF attitude e.g. asking cute budtender on date, or even the cute uber eats girl that's delivered to me a couple times.

I want to take benzos and try going to nightclubs (no way I'd do it sober alone), but I'm afraid of driving back. Also, I may be able to entice druggie girls with the promise of benzos and ambien if they come to my place. I even got DMT.

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Druggie girls is unironically a good idea for you. Just be careful to avoid consent accidents when screwing around on substances, but you don't strike me as the kind of guy who would take advantage.

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he already has a hot wife

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17032682851961129.webp

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He really needs to expand his search beyond generic vanilla bongfoids.

IMHO he needs like a cute goth girl who cuts herself (so they can have a shared hobby), listens to true crime podcasts and breaks into abandoned mental hospitals for fun. She needs to be kinda fricked up (to put up with him) but a good 40% less fricked up than he is (so she can be a good influence).

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Maybe you can find love (and herpes) with an rDrama foid! :marseywholesome:

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let me take you to dinner first.

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You're an rdrama moid not an rdrama foid. Silly guy!

Black lives matter

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:#wishthatwereme:

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:marseywholesometrans#:

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i can feel it bros 2024 is the year i'm finally going to kill myself

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Don't let your dreams be memes :derpthumbsup:

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I remember when this meme originally had 2016 on it :#marseydeadinside3:

Yes I'm too old

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same lol

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!slots100

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yayyyy

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Pour one out for an old-school hoe: she raised the bar for e-sluts and lowered the bar for simpery.

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yayyyy

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I hate daisy ridley so much.

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i want her to sit on my face

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Offensively straight

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Gf (male, top, hung)

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gf (girl: optional)

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Gf (girl: optional. Peepee: mandatory)

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>hung

u/c?

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:#marseysanta2:

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