It's my 2024 goal, mainly because I'm afraid I'll eventually break down and resort to hookers if I don't. After going through a rejection and coming out the other end, I feel a little more confident doing shit like that and I'm probably going to be a little crazier about it with more of a DGAF attitude e.g. asking cute budtender on date, or even the cute uber eats girl that's delivered to me a couple times.
I want to take benzos and try going to nightclubs (no way I'd do it sober alone), but I'm afraid of driving back. Also, I may be able to entice druggie girls with the promise of benzos and ambien if they come to my place. I even got DMT.
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sneedman 11mo ago#5611719
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Druggie girls is unironically a good idea for you. Just be careful to avoid consent accidents when screwing around on substances, but you don't strike me as the kind of guy who would take advantage.
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christmaseehands 11mo ago#5611518
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He really needs to expand his search beyond generic vanilla bongfoids.
IMHO he needs like a cute goth girl who cuts herself (so they can have a shared hobby), listens to true crime podcasts and breaks into abandoned mental hospitals for fun. She needs to be kinda fricked up (to put up with him) but a good 40% less fricked up than he is (so she can be a good influence).
Huh I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs Bet that, head crack, blunt force Cozy with the east Africans up north Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God '03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off Long way to go, we already came far Story stayed the same, it was never madе up Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em It's a new day, who got all the aces? Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead? Who sit up straight when the roof caved in? Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen Cup runneth over the brim Bust open, there's no closin' the lid Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it Five O's on me like the Olympics Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it" Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple Not religious, we was really out Philly Livin' on the fly tryna wing it We got us a fire to rekindle Redirect the fight where it's meant for Triumph over plight and immense loss Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts Caught a couple slights and I veered off Saw another height, had my ears poppin' Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry Uh, niggas still drummin' Foot shook ground when I stepped on it Didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry And I didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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It's my 2024 goal, mainly because I'm afraid I'll eventually break down and resort to hookers if I don't. After going through a rejection and coming out the other end, I feel a little more confident doing shit like that and I'm probably going to be a little crazier about it with more of a DGAF attitude e.g. asking cute budtender on date, or even the cute uber eats girl that's delivered to me a couple times.
I want to take benzos and try going to nightclubs (no way I'd do it sober alone), but I'm afraid of driving back. Also, I may be able to entice druggie girls with the promise of benzos and ambien if they come to my place. I even got DMT.
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Druggie girls is unironically a good idea for you. Just be careful to avoid consent accidents when screwing around on substances, but you don't strike me as the kind of guy who would take advantage.
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he already has a hot wife
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He really needs to expand his search beyond generic vanilla bongfoids.
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Maybe you can find love (and herpes) with an rDrama foid!
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i can feel it bros 2024 is the year i'm finally going tokill myself
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I remember when this meme originally had 2016 on it
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