Im never gonna fricking crash :marseynails:

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fancy new cars get to have tablets, I get to prop my phone up against an AC vent :\

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How long before your phone reports you to the local government and you automatically get a fine in the mail?

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Cars can already track speed limit signs, I give it like maybe a decade? For people to get over the shock and then numbed into helplessness into accepting it.

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I can't wait to hear the all cries of "This is actually a good thing, chud!" from the usual suspects.

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I can't wait to go around telling them about how it will disproportionately affect BIPOCs.

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:!#weewoo::#marseysteer:

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Havent gotten pulled over yet either. I've done it right next to some state troopers. I have a special technique that lets me do it 100% safely, and they understand that.

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>Jeff uses le shill browser

Tragic

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Hey it works well enough

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Buy an iphone loser

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nope, its a Galaxy Z fold 4. can you show me a iphone that can fold, cute twink?

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I can use my iphone to imessage a b-word and fold her over the sofa

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:marseyshapiro: Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now let's say that you're also a non-Christian child, now that we've established you're both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment. :carpshapiro:

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