PrussianBlueprus/sian
a deeply rich and beautifully painted shade of prussian blue
Hoss 11mo ago#5623024
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Cars can already track speed limit signs, I give it like maybe a decade? For people to get over the shock and then numbed into helplessness into accepting it.
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With the Cobra Weather Dominator™, we can ensure a white Christmas for anyone willing to pay!
Hoss 11mo ago#5624715
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I can't wait to go around telling them about how it will disproportionately affect BIPOCs.
Havent gotten pulled over yet either. I've done it right next to some state troopers. I have a special technique that lets me do it 100% safely, and they understand that.
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Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now let's say that you're also a non-Christian child, now that we've established you're both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
Huh I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs Bet that, head crack, blunt force Cozy with the east Africans up north Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God '03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off Long way to go, we already came far Story stayed the same, it was never madе up Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em It's a new day, who got all the aces? Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead? Who sit up straight when the roof caved in? Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen Cup runneth over the brim Bust open, there's no closin' the lid Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it Five O's on me like the Olympics Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it" Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple Not religious, we was really out Philly Livin' on the fly tryna wing it We got us a fire to rekindle Redirect the fight where it's meant for Triumph over plight and immense loss Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts Caught a couple slights and I veered off Saw another height, had my ears poppin' Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry Uh, niggas still drummin' Foot shook ground when I stepped on it Didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry And I didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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fancy new cars get to have tablets, I get to prop my phone up against an AC vent :\
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How long before your phone reports you to the local government and you automatically get a fine in the mail?
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Cars can already track speed limit signs, I give it like maybe a decade? For people to get over the shock and then numbed into helplessness into accepting it.
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I can't wait to hear the all cries of "This is actually a good thing, chud!" from the usual suspects.
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I can't wait to go around telling them about how it will disproportionately affect BIPOCs.
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Havent gotten pulled over yet either. I've done it right next to some state troopers. I have a special technique that lets me do it 100% safely, and they understand that.
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theyre too busy playing solitaire on their carputer to notice u texting
spider gang for life
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Hey it works well enough
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Buy an iphone loser
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nope, its a Galaxy Z fold 4. can you show me a iphone that can fold, cute twink?
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I can use my iphone to imessage a b-word and fold her over the sofa
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Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now let's say that you're also a non-Christian child, now that we've established you're both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
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