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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Frick you guys this is a puppy, just find a normal
human 
being (120+ IQ) and it will be a perfect 
and safe dog, train 
it before 
it becomes a full adult 
You sad pit hating larpers are pathetic, I don't give a frick that r-slurs who own big dogs suffer, because I don't care when stupid
people suffer
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look I don't think you're safe saying stuff like that with
@PITBULLKILLER9000 in this thread
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niggur mcnigface die DIE
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wow dude please get professional help I'm worried 4 u
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it's the dog. it's not the owner. the fricking dog whisper couldn't even control his and HE'S THE DOG WHISPERER.
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ontario banned pitbulls after a very tragic case of one killing some small boy, then people like this protested so they removed the ban. within months the amount of reported dog bites spiked dramatically so they rebanned them. Both times they banned them dog bites dropped and became a non-issue politically
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Don't care he's r-slurred
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pretty sure the r-slur here is the one saying these dogs aren't the problem.
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I don't care if dogs are the problem, I'm not mentally
r-slurred 
and can keep mine under 
control 
and I'd love to get another pitbull 
like dog in the future 
and I'm willing 
to sacrifice as many r-slurs as it takes so that I can stills do it in the future 
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which, again, is exactly what every single owner said and thinks before their dog kills a kid.
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No that's the lie they tell themselves AFTER it happens, I'm gonna
be happy 
and healthy 
and you're gonna 
be sad and bitter, waiting 
for something to happen 
hoping to get your tiny little 
dose of dopamine from being able to say "I told you so", and when that's not gonna 
happen 
you're still gonna 
be a sad bitter little 
man, while I'll be happy 
and healthy 
with my wonderful 
dog
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too long didn't read it's the dogs not the owners
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Ok but a good owner can control
any dog and I don't care what happens to stupid 
owners
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Total shitbull death.
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/r/confidentlyincorrect
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Hope you accidently run over a pitbull
with your car 
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I drive
a scooter 
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pitbulls are smart, so smart they are in fact more intelligent than a lot of people
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