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the movie you didn't know you needed to see :marseytrans: :capynutpenisshadow: :marseyshitlover:

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/strays_2023

flew somewhere recently (you can tell because of my paypig status) and i was blessed with the free movie catalog that they provide. it was a decision between jerking off in the bathroom or watching a dumb movie since i forgot to download stuff. i chose the latter, probably wasn't the best idea as i got more weird looks from this movie than i would get moaning in the bathroom.

movie spoilers ahead: tl;dr: dog has an alcoholic loser as an owner and he wants to get rid of him, he drops him off away from his house and the dog meets 3 new friends, with the help of his new friends he learns the benefits of becoming a stray and makes a plan to bite his owner's peepee off, as they journey through they cause some mischief and a police dog calls in animal control on them, they're locked inside an adoption center and this is where (imo) the worst scene starts, the original plan is to make the great dane's peepee so erect that it grabs the keys to the cell (it's a joke within the movie, and it really does show the dog getting erect), when that fails the new plan is for every dog to defecate and attack the guard when he walks in the cell, when they escape there's a whole scene about how the dog betrayed the other dog because he thought he was the reason why the owner didn't like him (boring) but after that scene is the grand ending, the dog returns to his owner and realizes that he never liked him and kept him to spite his ex, the dog tries to leave but the owner locks him in and tries killing him, he gets saved by the other dogs and they pin down the owner so that the dog can bite his peepee off, there's also a bonus scene where the owner is in the hospital and finds out that they can't reattach his peepee

extended preview (basically the first 9 mins of the movie):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17043471659616425.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17043471662403228.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17043471664437506.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17043471666123135.webp

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I wouldnt presume to talk for the man but if I was @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM I would say that there isn't nearly enough animal s*x in the movie

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Beats none

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Why do 1 keep getting tagged in this thread :#marseyhmm:

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