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10mo ago
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I've been here ten days and it's like taking everything bad about California and turning it up to 11.
Every news story has a sign language interpreter taking 50% of the screen.
Land acknowledgements on bus stops, paper straws, ads on tv shaming you for taking too many showers, noisier and quite possibly MORE obnoxious women.
I don't know how they manage it. If any of you are here you have some explaining to do.
I had fun though. And you have pretty nature
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Just like the Dodo, the Aussie whitoids have been left isolated for far too long without an actual natural predator
and thus have de-evolved over time. !chuds let this be a warning 
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Sydney
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Brother, every burger that visits here tells me it's better than the designated pooping streets of American cities. How many fentanyl enjoyers and human faeces did you have to step over today?
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I haven't been back to a major US city in 5 years to be fair I don't know how badly covid broke their brains.
But also I hear you guys couldn't even travel between states during covid so lmao
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Are you talking about San Fransisco? The Mecca of Nerdverse? The same San Fransisco that thinks it can unilaterally end sandwars?
All of those "geniuses" sure do live among a lot of poopstreets. Worse than India, really.
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I would have though Melb too. But Sydney inner city is very much like that...
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Oh, that one is marginally less stinky but still no bueno. Stay as far east as humanly possible is a general rule of thumb, the beaches south and national parks north are quite nice. For a niche-ish recc Australian Museum is relatively chud friendly.
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If it's any consolation, most of us would rather kms than live in Sydney or Melbourne
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This can't be real.
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i feel like This is what burgers are missing out on
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Yeah thats the guy. I didn't realize he had a whole series of commercials!
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why the frick are you watching aussie tv, are you stupid?idk i dont watch tv
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My foid loves those shows. I like how they alternate segments beteeen clueless browns smuggling insect-ridden rotten fruit and psycho gangsters smuggling people
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Don't forget white dude bro who totally doesn't know why his ID tested positive for cocaine
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And there's only like 5 different ads in total on rotation
I did watch that actually it's mildly amusing
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!strayans
did u at least have kangaroo meat
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Kangaroo meat tastes like shit
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I had it at a restaraunt in Japan once so didn't feel the need to get overpriced game meat again.
If any locals want to explain themselves and where I can avoid this next time pls inform
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i forgot which was the chud australian state
i think it was queensland
i guess you went to melbourne where
@Wojak resides
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QLD is heavy chud even in metro. Although ironically, their premier is turbo soy and renamed an Island to it's 'traditional' name.
WA is mostly chud because of Indigenous proximity.
NSW outer and Western Suburbs in Syd are also chud because of Asian, Wog, and Lebanese immigration over the last 100 odd years.
Vic is soy central, as is Syd city.
WASA is probs soy since it's all fricking hippies.Tas is retirees and inbred but fairly soy too.
NT is Indigenous central so much of it's populatuon is silently chud if they don't want to get bashed.
ACT is politicians and Uni students. Also soy central.
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not like theres much thereother than huge silver ballswait is the 2nd WA meant to be SA?*
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Oh shit! Yeah the second WA was supposed to be SA.
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Trust me bro western sydney will chud out and instate the dutton-reich any day now.
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Western Sydney is a paradox.
They love Labor for the free gibs since they are heavily non-English immigrants.
But they hate the soy and rhetoric (provided they can't benefit directly from it).
E.g. Their Plebiscite results:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-15/same-s*x-marriage-the-tale-of-two-sydneys/9153436
Fairfield's Voice results (pretty central to Western Sydney)
https://interactive.guim.co.uk/embed/iframeable/2019/03/choropleth_map_maker/proto/html/index.html?key=16LAuPE5szaz-u8ci5Xy98jLuHgaBoJtDYUjWHFm0JVA&modal=true
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Which island?
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Fraser Island to K'gari starting in 2021.
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Both names unironically sound fetch tbh.
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Ya. They're hippies but ALSO like WA have Indigenous proximity...so...
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Depends what you mean by chud, QLD is the purest chuds, SA are proud of being ‘free settlers', Tasmania is mostly poors but also they killed all their indigenous people and there's a lot of wealthy yt conservationists fighting turbo-chuds trying to stop the state being poor, and WA is like QLD-lite.
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Yes
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we do
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yeah
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Did you see a kangaroo?
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Looney Tunes shit
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Change of tense, in the Sydney airport? hmu if you want to earn a pineapple
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Not today, got one more night in the city. Just not going out and doing anything else so talking like it's over. But also pls explain what that means
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started responding seriously but keen to see if it's too regional or if another
could explain
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I don't think I can bring a pineapple through customs
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Pineapple = $50. The implication is this would be exchanged for a sexual act of some kind.
This has been your neurodivergent translation for today. HTH HAND.
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Spez: I have been working for you for years, for free. I get abused, harassed, threatened, insulted, given death threats, my family insulted and threatened with harm and death, my personal info found and leaked, stalked, I have to see some of the most horrible shit there is and all to keep YOUR website running.
Where is our compensation? If you want to talk about things being fair and equitable, about how people have been expecting things to be free for too long and now it's time to pay the piper, where is OUR pay? I'll take cash, bank transfer, PayPal, or certain goods.
You can't have it both ways, so pay up.
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