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Holy CRAP guys I can't believe it 😨😨😨 I thought it was for PEEING

So, I've always THOUGHT my PEEPEE 🍆 was just for PEEING 🚾. But today, I made a SHOCKING discovery.

I was in the shower and I wanted to clean my PEEPEE 🍆 really well so I was stroking it REALLY roughly when suddenly, it got SUPER hard 🥵. I stroked it some more because it felt SO GOOD 💯!!!

But then, IT happened 😳.

As I was stroking it, a weird fluid BURST out of my PEEPEE 🍆. It was RED and BLOOD-LIKE in texture. In fact, it WAS blood. It smelled pretty BAD, too 🤮.

I cleaned it up and went to my computer 🖥️ to GOOGLE what the HECK had happened to me. I found an article that explained that blood🩸coming from my "genitals" (which I guess is a sciency word for PEEPEE 🍆) is called a PERIOD, and that it means my body is going through PUBERTY.

The article told me to put a PAD where it was bleeding. I don't know what a PAD is but in the picture on the website, it looked a bit like a BAND-AID 🩹. So I grabbed a Band-aid and wrapped it around my PEEPEE 🍆.

I can't BELIEVE it!!! My body is going through PUBERTY now 😄 !!! I'm going to be a BIG boy 🧍!!! I'm so proud of myself!

Edit: Thx for the upmarseys, everyone! 😍

Update: It happened a week later, which is WEIRD because the article said it only happens once a MONTH 🤔. That MUST mean I'm growing FASTER than other people! I'll keep you guys updated!!! ⌨️

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You're 25. You're not old enough to make a god darn educated decision about Time Cube. If you're dumb, stupid and evil, you can learn from the lessons of Nature rather than accept deadly math:

1- Cubic Time is above 4e math.

2- Time Cube is the same everywhere. Same for

3- Time Cube is Omnificence (no God). Cubic math is proof.

Educated adults of Earth have no choice but to accept the truth of Time Cube.

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