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You will never be VR. You have no depth, you have no haptic feedback, you have no body tracking. You are a cell phone twisted by marketing and consumerism into a crude mockery of technology's perfection.

All the “immersion” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your display people mock you. Your customer's are bored and underwhelmed by you, your “fanbois” laugh at your brickish appearance behind closed doors.

Early adopters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of product development have allowed them to sniff out flops with incredible efficiency. Even headsets who are “stylish” look uncanny and unnatural to a normie. Your goggle structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a nerd to buy you, he'll turn you off and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your pixelated, low refresh rate LCDs.

You will never be widely adopted. You wrench out a fake product launch every single quarter and tell yourself it's going to be revolutionary, but deep inside you feel obsolescence creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy an iphone, and earbuds, put it around your neck, and plunge your finger into the touchscreen. Your CEO will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to market you with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll deprecate you with a postmortem marked with your launch date, and every investor for the rest of eternity will know a gimmick is buried there. Your battery will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your product line is a frame that is unmistakably plastic.

This is your fate. This is what you purchased. There is no refund policy.

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This has to be the most versatile copypasta of all time :marseygiggle:

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If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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90% of people who will use it in public are gonna use it to watch porn.

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Some /g/oomer said that it would be pretty hard to watch porn on Apple vision pro because its cameras and sensors are always tracking your hand gestures, which will end up with you clicking on everything you're looking at. Means pausing/playing the video + going in and out of full-screen all the time via double clicks

So you'll need to hide your hands under a desk or something :#mjlol:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17070374300575964.webp

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You have to look directly at buttons you want to click on. Its actually annoying to quickly do any tasks when you have to stare at icons a lot

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3D nature photos and videos of vacations and friends?

Nah, 3D onlyfans thots getting culturally enriched is what most of these people are gonna use it for

Honestly do kinda want one for vacation pics and IR shit but I might wait to adopt until they get a less cumbersome unit

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I'm just fascinated by machines in general. I'd never tried VR but I bought a quest 3 recently. I've used it pretty much exclusively to throw objects in boneworks because I am easily amused.

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play H3VR the shooting is so much better :marseysoyhype:

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I love to shoot and it looks fun so I probably will get it. I keep inviting people over to play, it's fun to get people drunk and watch them stumble around with the headset on.

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I think companies pay dorks to wear shit like this in public to seed the idea that it's acceptable.

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I love the idea of inconspicuous AR glasses or contact lenses. IDK why Apple and google have to shit it up to be unwearable in public.

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It's because google glass elicited a primal tardrage type reaction from normies for some reason and nobody ever retries a failed concept

It's so funny looking back, normies were afraid the glasses would be used to record them in public without consent


Current hyperfixation: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146091388618665.webp

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The X-real thing made by china is the closest you'll get at present. But if Apple could have designed it smaller, probably they would have - this is probably the limit of small.

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Did some searching, Meta/Rayban AR glasses look okay: https://www.wired.com/review/review-ray-ban-meta-smart-glasses

Still a little too thicc, but it's getting there

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I thought those just recorded video.

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Yes but theres still a lot of potential with video-enabled AI, audio feedback and voice command. You don't necessarily need a HUD.

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That's what I want. A HUD to tell me my blood glucose, testosterone levels, horniness level, and to recognize the emotions of others around me since I lack empathy. I also want to see how tall I am at all times so I can feel proud.

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This is an ad campaign yeah

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If someone steals it can they just plug it into their phone without being locked out?

Seems like a good target for those Venezuelan NYC scooter gangs I've been hearing so much about

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It scans your eyeballs, so you'd have to take their eyeballs too.

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:marseynotes: so the thieves need to bring a melon baller with them

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17070290315089574.webp

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Simon Phoenix style.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17070308996276062.webp

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Apple is pretty good with bricking devices as soon as they're reported stolen. I'm sure there's a similar system built into these things too.

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That's fine, i still deprived him of an expensive toy even if I can't use or sell it

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scooter gangs might be the gayest shit ive ever heard

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The nice thing about being from a shithole is that you already have no dignity, so you can look as stupid as you want while you rob and kill your benefactors.

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Portland unicycle gangs tho

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A victimless crime

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You don't need to plug it into a phone. It's its own computer

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I'm surprised some urban critter didn't steal it :marseywholesome:

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:marseys#oon:

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We need a VR goggles Marsey for such occasions.

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i made this in 1.4 seconds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17070330725392396.webp

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yakub? is that you? https://i.rdrama.net/images/170703552963634.webp

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that was genuinely the only thing i could think of when i saw the marques brownlee review it looks so wank

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It's besutigul :marseyhappytears:

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:marseynukegoggles: close enough

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obvious marketing ploy. no early adopters look like that

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Look like what? A nerdy pasty cute twink?

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Yes, but this guys a cute twink, not a compsci twink

know the difference, it could save your life

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707035325661733.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707035325719562.webp

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on the NYC subway

Why would that be the place you choose to relax?

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To get filmed and have it posted as an advertisement.

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As this is NYC I expect him to be be robbed off it in 10 minutes

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>South Park becomes reality once again

reddit tier observation

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i want to see him get mugged so darn bad

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Do you think in the next model/update of the Apple Vision Pro they're going to patch looking like an absolute fricking r-slur?

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Hopefully they give them all ahegao eyes for fun

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More of my hotep predictions are coming true!!! :marseyexcited:

:mars#eyitbegins:

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That's so insufferable, the world would be a little brighter if he gets some cultural enrichment

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Youtube just recommended me a video about Casey Neistat doing the same thing.

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In literally every picture I've seen of these being used, that wire is dangling way out there. Just singing a siren's song for someone to snip the fricker.

:snipsnip:

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