Anyone who chooses pleasure over a test of fortitude is born to lose.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) April 2, 2024
Jail, stress, pain and suffering while learning from a billionaire or...
Some pussy.
Easy choice.
The fact you chose the girl clearly demonstrates that you are infact gay.
Based homos only:
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Posting anything that supports Tate is a self-own at this point. He got his butt hauled to prison because Greta owned him so hard. Imagine getting owned by someone who has FAS
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EXCUSE ME. This is a pro GAYPRIL POST.
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Finally some much needed attention for us gays
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Gaperil
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Post someone rich and famous then, not a loser like Tate.
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Is andrew tate actually a billionaire? I doubt pimping and podcasting can do that
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The fact that he brags about his little compound on the edge of town sandwiched between a swamp, cemetery and airport should tell you everything about his financial situation.
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I don't know how big the revenue streams from pimping could be maybe I underestimate them
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Billions
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Tate's shitposting is top tier
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Cute twink
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Tate could convice his cult fanbase to pay 100 bucks to suck his peepee
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Think of it as a testosterone injection
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Post Bussy
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This neighbor is gay.
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How is he a billionaire lol
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Breaking News: Andrew Tate says it's gay to frick women.
Incels and legbeards somehow both in shambles.
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Prob because he's a chaser
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The science is in
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I love this r-slurred neighbor so much it's unreal
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Putting the peepee in the vagina is gay af
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Yea you have to take it out...
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Repeatedly...
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I would rather have straight s*x than to spend time with Andrew Tate.
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Touching gussy
Raping Andrew Tate
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Yeah but think about you still need to spend 23 hours with him after raping him for an hour.
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R*pe him again
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POV: Tate
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I prefer a life of fleshlight enjoyment, especially if their designs are free and open source
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Which open source license do they use though? Is it copy left?
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Im with you brother
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Andrew Tate is an alpha
male, a proud 
supporter of transwomen!
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And pretty sure you'll get laid either way
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The fact that a girl I know told me "Tate is clearly gay" has kind of sealed it for me that everyone is now aware of it
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He's right though. If you consider the "wisdom" you could gleam from someone like Tate important then it make sense to prioritise it over any other, quite frankly mundane, pursuits.
S*x is normal, everyone of your ancestors had it as proved by your existence and even with the rise in celibacy most will have it at some point in their lives. It's not some super secret age of coming or anything and treating it like it is is like those people who call parenting "the world's hardest job". It's important and deserve respect but like the vast majority of a society can and will (or at least used to) do it if wanted, it's no Odyssey just another part if general life.
The question in this instance is whether any Tatian "wisdom" would be worth it in itself and whether a day would be of any use to glean it if it is (the answer to those questions is no) but if you deem it such then you obviously go for it.
That all said, volcel if you wouldn't.
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Im raping Tate in jail.
Top G spot.
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I wouldn't want to spend 24 hours with a celebrity foid, or Andrew Tate.
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