I blocked every Kong on this website. This was a horrible mistake, and I will now be apologizing to each one individually.

I thought Donkey Kong December was forced and unfunny. :!wolfidea::marseywise: Therefore, if I block everyone who participated in it, I'll stop seeing unfunny posts, and only ever see gems :derpthumbsup:

I called this idea :yakub: COMEDY EUGENICS :!yakub: and I still stand by the principle of it, but ohmyGOD Kongs were the WORST target :marseyeyelidpulling: You guys carry this website. Seriously, my feed is absolutely dry and desolate now. It's magnatudes slower, and the posts that get through are less funny.

:#marseyapolocheese: I'm sorry Kongs. You were right and I was wrong. I am reversing the ban

I'd still consider this experiment a success though. Why? Because, by making my feed a boring stagnant swamp, I learned who the real enemy is.

Wanna know who is really killing rdrama? The true coal miners of this site?!?

THE UNBLOCKABLES

THAT'S RIGHT!! THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I DIDNT BLOCK!!! And when you see nothing but their post, oh my GOD is it a chore!

I am starting a new initiative. A NEW FRONTIER FOR COMEDY EUGENICS. I will be making a browser plugin that blocks ALL THE UNBLOCKABLE, UNTOUCHABLE SWINE!!! Then, and ONLY THEN, will my feed be pure!

in the meantime, I have some apologies to write.

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I actually had this name before Donkey Kong December.

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@BartenderKong sorry for calling u the n word :marseyshy:

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:#marseyloveyou:

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I'm sorry @The_Kong_Of_Games

I'm sorry @KoreanKongKing

I'm sorry @KONY_2022 (ex-kongvict)

and I'm sorry @ReKonger0

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https://media.giphy.com/media/KHKHCcsXosRvqvch1i/giphy.webp

I forgive you. I will pray for your absolution.

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Me next father :marseyjohnson:

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:#marseypastortalking:

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I forgive you. :marseyblowkiss:

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I'm sorry @SoyJackKennedy (ex-kongvict?)

I'm sorry @FatKongus

I'm sorry @KONGmander

I'm sorry @BoneKongahawk

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I'm sorry @J_K_Rool

I'm sorry @scumfrick (ex-kongvict)

I'm sorry @DooDooKong

I'm sorry @LankyKongickle

I'm sorry @Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong

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:marseyth#anks:

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You won't be able to read this, because i'm one of those people who didn't participate in Monkey March, or whatever it's called, and I expect you've already blocked me.

Still, I feel I should say, in my defense, that I didn't realise this was a comedy site, and that I was meant to try and be funny.

I thought this was a site for drama. I thought that due to the fact that the website is called 'rdrama' not 'rchuckles' that this would be obvious.

I guess I just expected someone calling themselves @fartneighbor to be smarter, that's all.

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I didnt block you but I am now cause you sound r-slurred and gay

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I'm sorry @dotkeykong

I'm sorry @KongEnjoyer

I'm sorry @cutekongenthusiast

I'm sorry @Konggles

I'm sorry @Kongsnatcher

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The unblockables are the most unfunny people on the site by far

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I'm sorry @HugeKongson

I'm sorry @GlowieKong

I'm sorry @Brevis-Kong (not really tho cause your a paypig)

I'm sorry @BroxyKong

I'm sorry @eva_isaKONG

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Bruh I can change my name, it's not that big a deal.

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All good :marseythumbsup:

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I'm sorry @DiamondKong

I'm sorry @SLAPPYKONG

I'm sorry @AnalKong

I'm sorry @jihadkong

I'm sorry @Frestkong

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I'm sorry @ReverendKong

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I'm sorry @BussyKong69

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I'm sorry @Mankey-Kong

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:marseycheerup:

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Just wait a month, and they'll all expire.

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whoops :marseyclueless:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17140147629855638.webp

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Apologizing is not very dramatic unless you still get cancelled.

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pingmaxxing tho.

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>working on an extension to filter unblockables

Be sure to submit the feature as a PR to aevann, he might even give you some MB this would increase the quality of this site hundredfold.

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I had this name before all the Donkey Kong stuff.

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I'm sorry @Guccibananakong

I'm sorry @Holly_Jolly_Kong_Alt

I'm sorry @dkong94

I'm sorry @MisterKong123

I'm sorry @SwankyKong

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I'm sorry @Another_Kong_Alt

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I'm sorry @DongkeyKong

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you didnt apologize to me :marseyindignant: im not even pro kong

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:#marseywolfpackmascot:

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