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The Ford App Needs to NOT show location

https://old.reddit.com/r/MachE/comments/1cuiuzm/ford_app_needs_to_not_show_location/

OP of the thread is 73 years old and constantly stalked and harassed by his wife :#marseyitneverbegan:

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>OP of the thread is 73 years old and constantly stalked and harassed by his wife

Isn't that just marriage? Right, !fellas?

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We need !heyyoo for good old boomer humor

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There :marseycheerup: are daily :marseydose: The Far Side comics :marseycatbert2: on the front :marseyviewerstare: page


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:marseydisagree:

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My wife specifically wanted an older car so, and I quote, "the CIA can't drive us off a cliff for wrongthink". So no, OP just got a bad one.

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Did you make bug out bags together? :marseybloodytalking:


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We plan to die defending our homestead so no need, thank you very much :marseyindignant:

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Tracking slop being attached to every fricking product now is so annoying.

:soyjak: Internet of everything

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I remember telling some c-suite how you could physically track people through wifi signals and shit without human prompting through internet of things or whatever so we could see where people aggregate around what products and places and he got all nervous and asked if hypothetically his wife would be able to track him that way.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160917403145003.webp

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he was surely just uncomfortable about his wife finding out how much time he spent working at the local charities :marseyclueless:

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Butt my fridge needs to have a touch screen!

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!slots101

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I had this conversation with my wife today as we were talking about appliances and kitchen remodeling

:marseyfoidretard: I want a fridge with a camera in it so that when I'm out, if I'm not sure if we need milk or something, I can look and see from wherever I am and pick it up

:marseygrilling2: we live 2 blocks from a grocery store. If you notice you're out of something, just walk over and pick some up

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Shouldn't have used the W word

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Get a fridge that orders for you.


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I agree, but being able to find where your own car is really falls under one of the few appropriate use cases of it.

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Dude where's my car wouldn't work with today's technology.

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No it could still work. Stoners and Poors still dont understand tracking technology.

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:#marseyindignant: If a kia boy wants to steal my car, he has the right to do so.

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>admitting to driving a Kia

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:#marseydisagreesuperspeed:

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Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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:#marseymagdump:


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"Uh honey I don't know what happened but the car drove me to the bath house again. It doesn't want to start now, it'll probably be a few hours before the system resets, you know it goes..."

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I'll stop at a couple highway rest stops for some tests

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"Baby I let the new-hires drive my shit around so they can taste the good life while I was working late"

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>turn cars into smartphones with wheels for some reason

>chip shortage occurs

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All it would take is one reasonably funded entrepreneur to make a normal car that doesn't have computer slop in it. It'd turn a profit quick.

Assuming that's even legal anymore

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Isn't that the whole uproar about those $10k basic Toyotas from Japan with zero features (except for being a perfectly functional vehicle)?

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Make it stickshift and you got a deal

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>car that doesn't have computer slop in it.

You can still buy them

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Reject modernity, RETVRN to the 70 series

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Nice


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i think they have to track you for the government

have to have remote disable

have to have backup camera soon if not alreaty

etc

all my vehicle from the 90s

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Not legal anymore, at least in the US.

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Same with smart tv

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OP is the wife. It's surprising how good at Reddit this 73 year-old grandma is, there aren't even any spaces between commas or pointlessly capitalized random words in her posts

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modern cars lol

my man needs to sell his overtechnology'd pos and pick up some classic wheels

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OP is the wife. The husband is the one that's stalking her https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160911035400002.webp

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OP is a woman you fricking r-slur

How have you survived to adulthood not knowing basic reading comprehension, it's actually embarrassing to be this fricking stupid. Keep yourself safe today

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Oops :marseyxd:

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:#marseykingcrown:

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20 minute trip = 4-5 phone calls for me

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Anorexia is a myth created by the agriculture industry to sell more food.

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Doesn't it need to do that so it knows you're close enough so you can lock/unlock/start your car via the app?

I do understand though, my Qanon dad got a new car last year and made them rip out the gps tracker (that came for free) that makes it so they can track your car if stolen LMAO

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Something Something Stallman was right.


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Axe will solve that

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