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Cool dudes of drama.net: tell me what product, hobby or thing you totally soy out over?

I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.

Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>

But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:

Coffee

I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.

This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.

Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716203489146948.webp

Volvos

I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.

I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.

I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.

Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162034892058444.webp

Manly Scents

I've got an unopened bottle of Gaultier² which is my absolute favourite.

I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.

They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for £400+.

Burberry London is another favourite.

Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716203489356154.webp

How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?

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Multitools. They're just so COOL https://media.giphy.com/media/W4iBxIt98jcS5UnCXs/giphy.webp

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I lost my leatherman wave last week :marseycry:

Now I can buy a better one I guess

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:#marseycowtools:

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Yes. I could totally soy out about these. I had a really nice Leatherman one which I lost, so I had to get a new one.

A year or so later I found the old one so I had two Leathermans and I was like:

:soyjak#wow:

Have also got a 20-year-old one of these Topeak biking multi tools and think it's perfection:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162048146570618.webp

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I'm off the multitool trend and fully into separate tools. I love my gerber paraframe and knipex cobra, I even made a little pouch for the cobra:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162311829526935.webp

So it won't damage my pockets

This guy lays it out well with a soothing british accent so you'll automatically give his points more consideration

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