"Gigaspider, report."
— throwawayuser (@throwawayuser10) June 24, 2024
"A fly attempted to breach the sanctity of your office while you were gone. He was caught in my silken strands. I ate him."
"Splendid work, gigaspider. Heil Hitler."
"Heil Hitler." pic.twitter.com/yOztpxSZX1
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alright so i fell for the soiderbro meme. Was bunking in a cabin with three spiders. thought "oh spiderbros, youll catch all the mosquitos"
woke up completely randomly and felt lie something was off. I turn on my phone and one of those JUICY, FAT fuvkers was on the ceiling above me a foot from my face (top bunk). Realizing the precariousness of my situation I let out a slight breath, and it fell right in my face. queue spazzmatic freakout and its trying to crawl into bed with me. Murder it and every other spider in the cabin with my guccis.
Do not fall for the spiderbro meme. your blood is a tasty treat to a cresture thst feeds off the liquid remains of insects.
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Spidercels get mogged by gigaspiders
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