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Thank you for sharing this confession, my son. As penance for your sin, you must suck seven micropenii - or the same one seventy times seven. Glory be.
Is yours available for perusal, m'lday? I imagine if you were a man you'd have a tiny peepee because you're generally pathetic and of low moral fiber, which are traits I associate with low peepee size. Imagine if they did a study where women had to estimate men's peepee size based on looks/behavior/personality and see how accurate it is to see if "small peepee energy" has some meat behind it. I bet it wouldn't work because women have bad spacial reasoning skills and don't understand how peepeees work, like when a 6inch guy tells them he's 7inch they believe him, and they don't understand that almost all guys are growers cause they all slap their peepee against their leg a couple times to make their flaccid into a semi when they know a foid is going to see it. Or at least I do when I'm fricking some ugly twink. Lol. Are you single?
Huh I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs Bet that, head crack, blunt force Cozy with the east Africans up north Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God '03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off Long way to go, we already came far Story stayed the same, it was never madе up Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em It's a new day, who got all the aces? Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead? Who sit up straight when the roof caved in? Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen Cup runneth over the brim Bust open, there's no closin' the lid Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it Five O's on me like the Olympics Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it" Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple Not religious, we was really out Philly Livin' on the fly tryna wing it We got us a fire to rekindle Redirect the fight where it's meant for Triumph over plight and immense loss Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts Caught a couple slights and I veered off Saw another height, had my ears poppin' Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry Uh, niggas still drummin' Foot shook ground when I stepped on it Didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry And I didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Thank you for sharing this confession, my son. As penance for your sin, you must suck seven micropenii - or the same one seventy times seven. Glory be.
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Is yours available for perusal, m'lday? I imagine if you were a man you'd have a tiny peepee because you're generally pathetic and of low moral fiber, which are traits I associate with low peepee size. Imagine if they did a study where women had to estimate men's peepee size based on looks/behavior/personality and see how accurate it is to see if "small peepee energy" has some meat behind it. I bet it wouldn't work because women have bad spacial reasoning skills and don't understand how peepeees work, like when a 6inch guy tells them he's 7inch they believe him, and they don't understand that almost all guys are growers cause they all slap their peepee against their leg a couple times to make their flaccid into a semi when they know a foid is going to see it. Or at least I do when I'm fricking some ugly twink. Lol. Are you single?
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Careful. Judging by SPAL's success, this type of message might actually work
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i might be an incel but i DO NOT have a micropeepee
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Hey straggy
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How's your day?
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Don't act like you fricking know me, neighbor. Love you!
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Do you often find yourself thinking about what the men around you would look like naked?
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Let's compare BMIs.
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I wonder if gen alpha will rebel against their gen z ancestors and realize that some things are better not advertised.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Keep me posted 👍
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This post may be of interest to you as further reading:
https://rdrama.net/post/263668/youre-all-slaves-to-empty-pleasure
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Isn't there surgery that gives them giant peepees?
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Do better sweaty
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