Mavis Enthusiast You will never 
be a real Christian. You have no faith, you have no piety, you have no knowledge 
of scripture. You are a manchild twisted 
by controlled opposition and larpers into a crude mockery of your historical 
forebearers.
All the "brotherhood" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind 
your back, people mock you. Your pastor 
is disgusted 
and ashamed 
of you, your "fellows" laugh 
at your degeneracy 
behind closed doors.
Jesus is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Christianity 
has allowed him to identify frauds with incredible 
efficiency. Even tradcaths who larp on Twitter 
hold idols and tout the Lord's name in vain. Your prayers are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a pastor to give you communion, he'll turn you away and bolt the door the moment 
he catches sight 
of your porn-ridden, animu shrine of a home.
You will never go to heaven. You wrench 
out a fake smile 
every single 
morning 
and tell yourself 
that you're "saved", but deep inside 
you feel the temptation creeping up like a weed, ready 
to crush 
you under 
your lack of willpower.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a katana, find a fedora, put it on your head, and plunge into reddit 
atheism. Your parents will find your searchvh history, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame 
and disappointment 
of your constant God-bothering. When you die, they'll cremate you, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know your ashes are those of a heathen. Your body will have been burnt back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is your pornhub "favorites" playlist.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There 
is no turning back.
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Adopted fatty. Fatty, fatty no parents.
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Who Marsified me lol
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