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Next thing we learn is he's 1/4 white and fricks :!marseytrain:s on the weekends. :marseymanysuchcases:

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Well yeah he's a republican after all :marseyshrug:

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he's just like me fr fr

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pickles n handcuffs romeo has a caramel coating? :marseyshook: :marseyowow:

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I have ir*ish and j*wish in me :marseymutt:

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BOY you're a curly white not even SWARTHY

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^^ Homosexual behavior

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17211482303777897.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17211485706677835.webp

one of these is 5'7" and the other is 6'3" and I can't tell for sure which is taller :marseyhmm:

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Why would be lie about being shorter? Trump is allegedly 6 foot 2

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Maybe he's gaslamping people for an elaborate prank.

If he's really 6'2" and tells everyone he's 5'7", then he'll be able to stand next to a real manlet and make everyone else think the manlet is a dwarf/midget/goblin. What a power play! :marseykingcrown:

https://media.giphy.com/media/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY/giphy.webp

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The question isn't why, but who is lying? Trump says he is 6'3" and JD is 5'7"

Where is the 8 inch difference :marseyhmm:

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Trump has gotten older and thus shorter. JD could be standing on a milk crate in that photo for all we know.

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his belt is at the same height as trump's

if he's standing on a crate, he's got legs so strangely-proportioned that we should all line up outside a tent and pay a nickel to look at them

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohnEIlPb6lcuvdpKM/giphy.webp

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5'7"? He will never be president that is for sure. We may elect thrice divorced tv reality show stars and late stage dementia nursing home patients and Newport smoking closeted homosexuals and hucksters that will sodomize you with a cigar, but we absolutely do not elect manlets.

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That might be why he's vp tbh

Trump looks like a Big Boi with some little manlet next to him

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Trump picked a VP that makes him look tall and fit :marseywholesome:

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as a manlet i will have to console myself with all my money, my hot girlfriend and my incredible intellect

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It's true, lots of Appalachians are shorter. You learn this studying the civil war when everyone was shorter. It has to do with lack of nourishment and the types of jobs they had like coal mining causing health problems

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it's because Appalachians overdose a lot, and you're shorter when you're lying down

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This guy wrote Hillbillly Elegy? Didn't know lmao :marseyxd:

Ironically this would have endeared him to city libs if he were Democrat since that's who was reading his book

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HES CONSIDERED THIN IN APPALACHIA THATS FOR SURE

WHITE EXTINCTION IS LONG OVERDUE FRICK YOU CARP

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No, he's considered Skibidi in Ohio

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I took a look at some stock photos and he's definitely not 5'7". He's taller than Ted Cruz (5'8") and Mitch McConnell (5'9"), and about the same height as Ted Budd (height unclear; he's about as tall as Trump in other photos).

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@Lena glad to see you getting representation king

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Yeah he's not 5'7"

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