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Aquaman's telepathy makes even less sense if you know Taxonomy

So you know capeshit aquaman? He can use telepathy to talk to any animal not just fishies. However this would be obvious if Aquaman was real. This is because there concept of a fish literally does not exist. There's famously written books about this very subject. A lamprey is closer biologically to a cow than a salmon. I mean dolphins are mammals, not fish, so why would he only be able to talk to fish? An octopus isn't a fish either, so what gives? Turns out IN UNIVERSE this is actually a common misconception. His telepathic powers just mind r*pe anything with a weak will aka any creature and bend them to their will. Sorry just it bothers me taxonomy wise. Like this would be obvious to anyone who reads even the most basic wikipedia page on fish. Even people like green lantern who had a college degree was confused in one of the cartoons. Like strag you know a whale is a mammal right? Frick off r-slur

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Octopi don't have weak wills


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Apparently he can control krakens too

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I wonder if he can control mudfish?

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Correct. Aquaman has an absurdly strong will.

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>he can control anything as long its submerged in water because his telepathic skills only transmit trough water

:marseyeyeroll2#talking:

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why cant he telepathically talk to scuba divers then?

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The presence of a rational soul provides all humans with some degree of protection from telepathic abilities

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then explain the voices in my head :marseyindignant:

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Those are real, not from a telepath. Everyone can hear them.

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get aquacucked mindcel

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*mindcucked aquacel

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:marseygunshotsuicide:

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were*


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Are you beach body ready?

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Captain Planet is the superior superhero

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