Goddarn the slogan of the park should have been "all expenses spared"
I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid lol
Wow
Plot 👏🏻 holes 👏🏻👏🏻
!dinochads was this your favorite movie as kids???
Also Jurassic Park is just
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the movie
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The only expense Hammond spared was not paying the fatass IT nerd who was responsible for wrecking the system and unleashing the dinos. Or maybe the lesson is don't trust fats !thin
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Tbh though the best line in the movie is
"Where's nedry?"
"Go check the vending machines"
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Yes. Yes it is.
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jewish lives matter
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Why have only one fricking it guy? Just because he eats for 6?
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Ooh coins
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ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED WITH A SECOND IT NERD
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Hundreds of millions of dollars could have been saved if they hired
One extra unix guy
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BUSSY was just ranting about that scene lmao
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Ranting is not the correct word.
Laughing is
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FUN FACT
That computer program she was using was Unix, and it was real, not made for the movie.
It was a program that was a (mostly) accurate depiction of the Silicon Graphics 3D File System Navigator for IRIX (an OS based on Unix). If I remember correctly it was mostly a demo of the 3D processing power computers could put out in the early 90s.
Assuming Lex's family were loaded (which, given their grandfather's wealth, is likely), it's entirely possible she owned a PC with this program on it and she recognized the program.
!dinochads !kino the Unix system at the end of Jurassic Park was real
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jewish lives matter
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The Michael Crichton novels are actually pretty fun reads. The dilophosaurus blinds Nedry like in the movie but then there's a page long description of it tearing out his intestines while he's still alive.
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Yeah the lost world book is significantly better than the movie turned out. Also thought sphere was really good which is in the same wheelhouse albeit no dinos
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All his novels have the same structure, Congo is similarly a lot better than the movie and worth flipping through on a plane ride or whatever and the killer apes fill the dino void a bit.
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I LOVED congo!
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The movie was so disappointing, the book was lit
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The first book is quite a lot different from the movie. Lost World is kinda eh as a book but it's also kinda eh as a movie so I can't complain.
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Yep! I read the book recently ❤️
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The book is really good too, loved this movie as a kid
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I loved this movie
and now it's RUINED 
by my nooticing eyes
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Ah...that Spielbergo sure knows how to direct a kino
...also a tangential humblebrag, but I actually went to a dinosaur museum/"museum" (it's a private collection that the owner allows people to see publicly) last week and I saw some really cool shit - including various props from all the Jurassic Park movies (from the old to the new to the kino to the slop and you know)! I'm thinking of making a sort of effortpost about it soon...eventually...but it really is a decent little place to be! 
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If you read the novel, it makes sense. Hammond was bullpooping about sparing no expense because he was the villain there. No clue why Spielberg kept that line in the movie version if he was gonna make Hammond look like a good guy.
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I read it lol
I feel like the villainy of Hammond is so much better in the novel
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That's because Hammond was not a villain on the film. The message of the film was synthesized by Jeff Goldblum: "shit will happen because you're messing with complex systems".
Film Hammond wasn't evil, but he was playing with something he didn't understand while legitimately believing he was creating some Disneyland.
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Remind me didn't Hammond die in the book? I feel like he got eaten after the.... second? icecream scene
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Yes, he breaks his ankle and gets eaten by a pack of small dinos.
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Thank you! I say I read it recently but it was like 6 months ago lol
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Richard Attenborough has too much gravitas to be killed on-screen like that.
Peter Stormare, on the other hand, portrays enough sliminess that the death feels earned.
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It's a good popcorn movie. I can see how redditors take life advice and philosophy from this movie though and it annoys me greatly
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Building a zoo is an unforgivable act of hubris
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Jurassic world was much better imo
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Having now seen both, no, it was schlockier.
Which is understandable.
Jurassic world is a Roger ebert like film. Shit all the way through but enjoyable if that's what you like.
There are some decent aspects to this film
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This movie
was in my childhood top 3. Special 
effects hold up. Plot holes definitely, allegedly the book tells more of a horror 
story 
than the movie 
does. God I wish it were rated R. This movie 
introducing me to the Spas12 is why I love guns and why I have an neurodivergent 
sense of dread with my mind dreaming up possibly having to fight 
a dinosaur/monster at some point 
in my life.
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That isn't your stomach growling, it's applauding.
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Haven't read the book but Raptor Red is a pretty awesome dino point of view book.
Anyways I LOVED the last one. People shit on it a lot but like FRICK YOU LASER TRAINED RAPTORS CHASING MOTORCYCLES AND THAT SICK BUTT DINOSAUR WITH THE STABBY EDWARD SCISSORHANDS NAILS AND IT STABS ANOTHER DINO TO DEATH STFU NERD
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what's on the menu for GIRL DINNER tonight
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Some goat, lawyer, gillamantus and velociraptor 💅
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