my grandparents had new 20k hurricane-proof storm windows put in and we had debby roll thru last week and I was condo-sitting for them bc they're snowbirds and now in connecticut or whatever the term is. LOL look at these thangs, never seen water come inside like this LOL. shit had a whole river current going on. grandpa = MAD!!!!! grandma = DEFEATED!!! I am = best grandchild in the world <3
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Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
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Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
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When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
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On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
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Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
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'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
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are these sliding windows?
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yes they like opening the windows and then sitting in the humidity. or as they call it "sweating it out"
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Zoomer cells can't stand heat above 21.002° C. If it's any hotter than room temperature by even a millionth of a Kelvin, your average zoomer will f****** implode. The thought of sweat is as alien to them as having a healthy job market or future prospects Beyond being f***** online. I think personally all zoomers should be sent back 200 years to live the rest of their life and then that way when they die when they're when they're like one. They're dead 200 years in the past. I think they should be like memetically restored to their current state because that way they know how to quit being a little b**** all the time you know back in my day we had the sweat. Wow bodily functions. You know who else has to sweat poor kids in Africa. That's right zoomers are scared of poor kids in Africa. That's how pathetic they are. The thought of sweating is astronomically sad you know
I think zoomers need a rope
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You know what else is a body function? S*X. Zoomers are afraid of s*x. That's how pathetic they are. The thought of s*x is astronomically sad you know.
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