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Top 5 Cereal Lineages IMO:
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1. Honey Bunches of Oats
2. Cheerios
3. The Toast Crunches
4. The Extended Cap'n Crunch Cinematic Universe
5. Honestly? Chex.
Make your own top 5 list in the comments
Mine is probably:
1: Anything with marshmallows in it
2: Cinnamon crunch or any generic version
3: Those vanilla nut crunch cereals
4: Honestly anything with raisins that isn't basic raisin bran I do like me some dried grapes
5: Honeycomb cereal but only for nostalgic reasons
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!goyslopenjoyers cereal thoughts?
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i like carby breakfast treats but not super sweet ones. like the delightful cinnamon flavour of an old fashioned plain donut from tims is top tier imo but many a !leafs have been ready to throw hands when i share this dissident opinion
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goyslop in america is so good, the only breakfast cereals in my shithole are frosted flakes and other abominations (besides granola ofc but it just isn't unhealthy enough)
recently i have had the opportunity to try reese's peanut butter cups and i'd rather go back to before i knew what i was missing out on
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Where do you live? Do we have a reason to bomb you? Because we can get Reeses introduced during the rebuilding process.
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Omg I'm so sorry, I had no idea peanut butter cups weren't a universal thing. I guess now that I think of it I remember that a lot of European countries think America is weird for liking peanut butter so it would make sense other places wouldn't make peanut treats. I hope they expand to your country soon no one should have to live like that!
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you can move to america and democrats will give you free money to buy all the goyslop you want
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[...] to stuff latrinos with reese's peanut butter cups until they become crippled from overeating, then to provide them with heroic medical care until they cracelessly expire
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They stopped making them because there was a salmonella outbreak.
https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/update-quaker-issues-revised-recall-notice-additional-products-due-possible-health-risk
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Maybe that's why the ones I ordered from amazon right after making this post were so cheap
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Multigrain Cheerios, the one with four different kinds. Goddarn masterpiece.
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Cheerios in warm milk
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Story of my life. There's been so many things I absolutely loved that got shit canned cuz I guess nobody else liked it.
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Just like every scent of Old Spice deodorant I liked
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If you used to like the Fiji one they started making it again at some point! Possibly other scents too, I just know when they stopped selling Fiji there were riots on all the skincare subs cus it smelled so nice
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The ones I miss are Foxcrest, Hawkridge, Matterhorn, and Denali. I can only assume Steel Titan and Nightpanther are on their way out since I like them now.
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Top 5:
1. Frosted Krispies (with thinly sliced banana mixed in)
2. Reese's Puffs (minis)
3. Fruity Pebbles
4. Cinnamon Toast Crunch (churros)
5. Cocoa Pebbles
!goyslopenjoyers you all know I'm right
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Here's my top five everyone
1. Coco pops
2. Fruit loops
3. Special K whole grain
4. Coco pops choco
5. Honey smacks
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that's "froot loops" you uncultured swine
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It's spelt "fruit" you dumb r-slur
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Froot luips
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I'm so sorry
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1. Cinnamon Life
2. Frosted Mini Wheats
3. Fruity Pebbles
4. Corn Flakes
5. Cheerios
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1. Corn Flakes
2. Wheaties (why do Wheaties and Farina cost more than other grains?)
3. Apple Jacks (I pretend they're healthy because of the fruit in the name)
4. Corn Pops
5. I guess Coco Puffs for nostalgia
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apple jacks >> froot loops
and yes I realize they're basically the same thing
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Nooo, Apple Jacks are cinnamony
I rarely got them as a kid because my brother wouldn't eat them. He "don't like fruit", but the commercials would say THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE APPLES.
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My dad used to buy the generic off-brand cereals that came in like gigantic 5-pound bags like fricking dog food or something.
I swear one was called "fruit rings".
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We got those too. I remember there was a generic King Vitamin, it came as vitamin-packed pellets, very dystopian futuristic
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I actually prefer the Malt-O-Meal version of Lucky Charms to the real one, it's less sweet
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these? love the name
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yeah they are waaaaay better. Lucky Charms taste like pure sugar these days.
speaking of cereal does anyone remember Rice Krispie Treats cereal?? that shit was so good.
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The one in the purple box and it was in clusters???? I was literally talking to someone about that last week.
Cheerios made a special cereal for either the 2000 or 2002 Olympics that I still think about. it was just the regular, frosted, and honey nut varieties together in one box, I could probably figure out the recipe if I wanted it again
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Lucky Charms also have like a billion bad chemicals in them that give you booty aids and scurvy
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American thread holy frick imagine having a favourite sugary cereal as a fricking adult
Keep yourselves safe fatties
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It's over for jagged texturecels
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I won't eat a bowl of rice krispies but a rice krispy square with my preworkout is a recipe for a PR
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rice crispies is a 0/10 by itself but a 10/10 with bananas
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Golden Grahams or GTFO
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Check it
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Cookie-Butter-Cereal/5446374310?classType=REGULAR
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Winner
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About time. I had to ctrl+F "golden grahams" to finally find someone with good taste in here
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honey bunches of oats really are the best breakfast cereal imo
you mean like lucky charms? i'm not a huge fan of the marshmellow bits in that one bc they seem to get stuck in my molars
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Lots of cereals have marshmallows but yeah that sure
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Lol tell me youre not american without telling me youre not american. We have two cereal isles and one of them has like 30 varieties with marshmallows. Living in the uk is so weird, they dont know we're second world.
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Watch out
@FearOfBees 
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DEFINITIVE TOP CEREALS
1. HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS WITH STRAWBERRY
2. RICE KRISPIES
3. FROSTED MINI WHEATS
4. LIFE CEREAL
5. CHOCOLATE CHEX
!goyslopenjoyers ANYONE WHO DISAGREES GETS LOCKED IN CHASTITY
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aww heck nah the freeze dried "strawberry" abominations ruin what is otherwise an top tier cereal
plus you're all forgetting fruity pebbles retar
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I genuinely enjoy raisin bran as I approach my twilight years.
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When's the party for your 30th birthday?
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Cereal is the beetus devil. A true enlightened hyperborean Gigachad like myself eats 3 pounds of raw meat and smokes unfiltered cigarettes for breakfast
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ha, realchad smokes 3 pounds of raw meat and eats unfiltered cigarettes for breakfast
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Fruity pebbles
Cookie crisp
Frosted flakes
Honey bunches
Trix
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Honey Bunches of Oats tastes like trash now
But then again grown adults shouldn't be eating milk and cereal unless it's Oreo O's
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This is pops ups in crosswords from time to time but I've never seen it in stores
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It's more of a promotional thing, they always take it off the shelves before bringing it back randomly
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Weird way to spell cookie crisp
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NECK YOURSELF
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It's not just you, that cheapflation for flavor exists also the recipes change over time
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Cocoa Dyno Bites was my favorite. It was a cheap knock off of something but came in ginormous bags and was cheap. Other than that I'd just eat Cheerios. Plain. No milk. Bone butt dry. Yum.
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Super cereal
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I was only allowed to eat chex with powered milk as a kid
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Cereal tastes good but there's like eight different desserts I'd eat before them for the same macros. The fact that we normalized eating a big bowl of sugar for kids probably makes as many
s as soda.
That said I still get a bag of the generic Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Smores like every four or five months. Frosted flakes or cocoa pebbles are good too
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I always mix like 3 or 4 cereals at once for tastemaxxing
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I stopped eating cereal bc i cut milk out of my diet
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Reptilian L. Us milk-enjoying mammals will continue to consooom delicious milk
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im not lactose intolerant i jist dont trust the brave and valid chemicals that they put into the milk
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6240925/
!slots111
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i'm mildly lactose intolerant but i still drink
milk and eat cheese 
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i still eat cheese and have milkshake/icecream when im treating myself
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1. honey bunches of oats with almonds
2. peanut butter puffins
3. wheat chex
4. cheerios with the yogurt covered ones
5. chocolate pebbles
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unfathomably based cereal list
his not yours
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I love rice chex > wheat chex > oat chex
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Grape Nuts
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I gotta try those
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They are fantastic. Very tasty, very crunchy
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open wide
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Kix
Bran flakes
Almond/oat clusters
Chocolate
Cheerios
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A fellow Kix neighbor
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I forgot about Frosted Mini-Wheats, those are great.
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Top 5 cereals:
1. Eggs
2. Eggs
3. Eggs
4. Eggs
5. Eggs
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Bought 'The Best Cereal' just cos it was on sale. Didn't realise it was from Youtube cred sellers making their own cereal. It's actually all right.
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/cerealouslynet/status/1848825389843452104:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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1. Wheat
2. Oats
3. Barley
4. Rice
5. Corn
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1 - henny bunches of
@JoyceScaryOates
2 - cinnamon toast crush
3 - frosted corn flakes
4 - king vitamin
5 - king vitamin
-100 - grape nuts
King vitamin was the default cereal for me growing up and I was not allowed to have many others.
One of the first things I did when I turned 18 and moved out was to try Cookie Crisp because I was obsessed with wanting it as a child. It was horrible and I stopped eating cereal.
I hate king vitamin. Still better than grape nuts.
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Someone else forced to endure King Vitamin
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch is living proof that goyslop can nourish the Aryan spirit
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Australian Nutri Grain cereal is the GOAT.
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One marshmallow per twenty pieces of cereal? Frick that, just buy freeze dried marshmallow bits.
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what the heck is a toast crunch
anyway anyone who has honey bunches of oats and cheerios at 1 and 2 is a commie terrorist straget who hates america and freedom.
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smart start, grape nuts, cracklin' oat bran
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Top 5 cereals:
Crunchy nut
Bran flakes
Special K (the cereal. This isn't code for ketamine)
Weetabix
Porridge
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Special k 30 years ago tasted better they changed the recipe. I actually ran into this Twitter account trying to find out why it didn't taste the same.
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I like Cinnamon Life cereal
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1)Golden Grahams
2)Honey Nut Cheerios
3)Froot Loops
4)Cap'n Crunch
5. I don't remember anything else, haven't had cereal since I was like 10
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This is rice krispie erasure
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S'mores is the best of all worlds
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Oatmeal.
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